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Everyone saay hi to Sir Gaunt and Anol

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2002-10-17


DON'T GET UPSET MARK, WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS

SHHHHH IT'S OK WE CAN STILL HANG OUT SOMETIMES JUST NOT NAKED

COME ON NOW, HAVE A SIP OF YOUR SLUSHIE YOU WILL FEEL BETTER

(taken from http://drew.corrupt.net/ )

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WOOT WOOT 3 cheers for FORUMSPEC!!!!!

HIP HIP HIP!!!!!!!

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Ill do more later, i'm bored now

[Reepicheep]

shut the fuck up

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Originally posted by Reepicheep
shut the fuck up

you are one to talk, fuckwart.

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a faggot little mouse you are.

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RULES OF THE VISTA

001. No cups on the table. Only bottles.

002. Never ignore rule number 001.

003. When rule number 001 is broken, loudly exclaim to be the king of Iceland and stick a stick of celery in your ear for twenty minutes.

004. Do not sing Steps songs. We do not wish to have to resort to violent measures to ensure the safety of the Vista’s users.

005. Do not attempt to throw anything in the air, except jam butties, regardless of whether or not you intend to catch it. It will be immediately confiscated.

006. Limp Biskit (or however the fuck you spell it) are arseholes. Not a rule but an incredibly true statement.

007. If Michael Jackson is mentioned then everyone at that table must exclaim a long, thoughtful ‘Hee-hee’.

008. Paperclips are forbidden. They are not toys, and the Vista is not a toy shop.

009. The Vista is not to be controlled by Breach.

010. Like Cheers, everyone must have their own call-out so that they can be welcomed to the table in their own unique wonderful way. On another note, please do not keep putting this shit in my coffee - I’m doped up as it is.

011. Die-cast cars are banned outright.

012. Be careful when throwing jam butties - they can be deadly.

013. Remember - every breath you take, every move you make, every bond you break, every step you take - I’ll be watching you.

014. Every word is the sole property of the college. If you wish to broadcast those words outside the Vista, ask permission or face the dogs.

015. The dogs are not to be fed live bunny rabbits.

016. Neither is Kerrie.

017. Dog collars should be worn by all who wish to protect themselves - street-cred bitches are everywhere.

018. The college is not responsible for any loss of life in the Vista.

019. Neither is Kerrie.

020. Compact discs are not Frisbees, unless they are by Slipknot. Christ, if they bash themselves up it’s nothing to destroy their turgid albums!

021. If a Hear’Say cd is discovered on the person of any user of the Vista, they will immediately be fed to Kerrie.

022. If you seen a pink elephant in the Vista, then congratulations - you’re having a reeeeally weird day. Oh, and don’t shout about it - or they’ll all want one.

023. All bass guitars must be kept away from noise polluters.

024. And from Kerrie - who knows what she would do.

025. Contrary to popular belief, the pizzas in the Vista do not contain radioactive material, and are unsuitable for turtles.

026. Music is allowed, but all fade-outs on songs must be accompanied by a cry of ‘Damn you, motherfucker!’. In these instances, kindly reassure Adam that he is not in a Tarrantino movie before he slaughters you and everyone else in a radius of forty yards.

027. If you are tired, please do not use Kerrie as a cushion - though she may use you as one.

028. No babies allowed in the Vista, in particular weird mutant babies with tiny beady eyes that watch me in the night and repeatedly try to rip my rapidly beating heart from my chest and then... sorry - note to self: do not let nightmares overtake your life.

029. Maximum time allowed using any one chair is two hours. Violence cannot be avoided if this rule is broken.

030. Anyone who has the stupidity to slag off ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ should be taken outside and have a grapefruit inserted into them.

031. Ditto rule number 030 to anyone who slags off ‘My Girlfriend’s Dead’

032. Ditto anyone who even dares to criticise ‘Labyrinth’ or ‘Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles’.

033. If a grapefruit cannot be found, a can of Lilt will suffice.

035. Rule number 034 should never be missed out except on very rare occasions such as this one.

036. Don’t stroke Kitty without permission.

037. When one member of your party is down, all other members have just three minutes to cheer them up or we send in the dogs.

038. We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again - neither the dogs nor Kerrie are to be fed live bunny rabbits. Dead ones are an exception...

039. Spoon fights are permitted, and the loser may be forced to eat a whole Pot Noodle.

040. There is no excuse.

041. Contrary to earlier claims, the vista is now a toy shop.

042. Oh... wait a minute... no it isn’t.

043. Be careful when opening tomato ketchup sachets - as once again Adam may think he is in a Tarrantino movie.

044. Be even more careful with pepper sachets - sneezing can permanently remove your brain from your skull via the wonders that are nostrils.

045. Adam must not be held responsible for S Club 7 - blame that on Fran.

046. The rules of pas the poke must be respected.

047. The originator of the poke must not be the victim of reciprocated poking.

048. Don’t sit on Jim-Bob.

049. Don’t stand on Jim-Bob.

050. Don’t slap Jim-Bob.

051. Don’t elbow Jim-Bob.

052. JUST LEAVE JIM-BOB ALONE!

053. Curly-Wurlys are not made with holes in them - we have mice. Sorry.

054. The mice, the Curly-Wurlys and/or Jim-Bob are not for bondage purposes.

055. If the mice do not fancy a Curly-Wurly, simply point them in the direction of Jim-Bob’s toads.

056. Any disrespect to the following will result in your swift, exceptionally painful demise via Breach/Dani/Kerrie:

The Cradle of Filth LEMONS!
Dino Bot Dino Bot
Dino Bot Dino Bot
Dino Bot Megatron (the original white dude)
Escaflowne Dino Bot
Dino Bot Gundams
Dino Bot The joys of Gundaniam
The Unforgiven Dino Bot
Dino Bot The demise of Rat Trap via Dino Bot
Bonsai Trees T . D . B . (Dino Bot)

057. Jim-Bob’s toads are not fit for human consumption.

058. Kerrie’s bonsai trees are to be LEFT ALONE!

059. Balloons are not to be inflated inside of Kerrie.

060. Fish are not to attached to the end of penises.

061. Contrary to popular believe, Jennie/Jenova is not a cod-fish.

062. She is however a Momerath.

063. Winnie The Pooh should be kept under control.

064. Do not hand Winnie The Pooh any sharp objects, guns and/or the keys to Ozzy’s tank.

065. If he obtains any of these allow Dino Bot to ‘neutralise’ the target.

066. Becca should not be given drugs - she is bouncy enough as it is.

067. Andrew is a cynical twat. Do not provoke him.

068. He also loves to dress up as a gimp on the weekends, so when asked to join him on Saturday kindly decline then run like buggary.

069. This cannot be your favourite number. If it is, you are a dirty fuckwart, asswipe and shitlicker, and must immediately by sliced and diced, put into a Pot Noodle and be consumed by Kerrie.

072. Kerrie say ‘Like a poodle?’ Help must be administered upon discovery of her location.

071. Sir Didymus must not be angered or he will cast you into the Bog of Eternal Stench - aka Moss-Side.

072. Guitars must be played as loudly as possible. It only annoys 1 person... Mole-Man. This does not include the bass.

073. Any accusations that Mole-Man is a human being will be dealt with via the application of treacle to your balls and the following release of Kerrie’s piranha-tangerine-ants. Apparently women wouldn’t say anything as twatish as that so punishment is not relevant.

074. As a general rule Fran is not married, has not got a boyfriend unless you count Jim-Bob (who cannot pass water until he is given a physical form so is in excruciating pain whenever he makes love) or Adam (who is not actually alive and whose only true function is to be a human etch-a- sketch cum human-kerplunk), does not fancy your mate, or you, and is not a lesbian. Get the hell over it, motherfucker.

075. Relena-Beating IS a sport, IS a competition and IS compulsory. Unless you’re Sir Didymus, whose too busy training for the Sheepdog trials to give a shit.

076. Don’t consume (or for that matter, costume) anything that is a) still moving, b) groaning or c) covered in fur. This includes Sir Didymus.

077. If your food is either a) still moving, b) groaning, c) covered in fur or d) a combination of the above - it is either a) Sir Didymus (in which case put him down you shitbrick) or b) a hostile life form. If b), just smack it over the head (or the part which looks most ‘head-like’) and RUN!

078. ‘Heero’ must be shouted in a Relena-type way at every opportunity. Repeat after me - Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrooooooooooooo!!!

079. Jennie cannot speak English, although she is fluent in Innuendo. Hold your tongue when talking to her - as it reminds her of her native dialect.

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080. At every opportunity, you must fall down a Yaoi hole. The nearest Yaoi holes are situated at the middle, front row ow the Vista.

081. The “Plan” is final!

082. The Vista national anthem is the chorus to ‘Surfacing’ by Slipknot. In case, you are unfamiliar:

Fuck it all
Fuck this world
Fuck everything that you stand for
Don’t belong
Don’t exist
Don’t given a shit
Don’t ever judge me.

On a similar note, Adam’s national anthem (yes, he is now a country - so fuck you, oh, pedantic ones) is the chorus to ‘Seventeen’ by The Sex Pistols, which goes a liddle something like a-this:

I’m a lazy sod
I’m a lazy sod
I’m a lazy sod
I’m a lazy sod

083. Mosher riots are compulsory.

084. Dani is the one and only. [Hey, how did Kerrie take control of the keyboard?!?!?!?!]

085. Vegeta rules as king of us all! [Must fight for control. UTAH NEED SMARTIES!!! ... ... ... ... No! Splinter has dominion!]

086. Wet trays are not to be placed on knees.

087. Leave the Octopussy’s alone - they are not to be used as one of Jennie’s innuendos.

088. On no account must you feed Ambrosious without the permission of Sir Didymus - you will disrupt his training and anger the poor fox chap.

089 LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!!! [No... ... ... Kerrie and UTAH together... ... must fight...]

090. Ahhh yeees! Yeees in a Megatron style way must be said at the end of every sentence yeees... [Nooooo! ... ... ... ...]

091. Bread crusts are to be saved for the Mantrodami beast.

092. Prick your finger it is done the moon has now eclipsed the sun the angel has spread its wings the time has come for better things... prick your finger it is done the moon...

093. Never allow your subconscious jukebox, nor Utah, nor Becca, nor any of Kerrie’s personalities to take over your writing abilities.

094. Allow your subconscious to take over bodily actions.

095. All scallies should be laughed at in a hysterical way, then kidnapped, dressed up as bunny rabbits, slaughtered by the sharpest of Jennie’s innuendos and fed to Kerrie.

096. Breach is allowed to laugh at all Scallies.

097. All people called Relena will be burnt at the stake, in the middle of the Vista as a public display/entertainment for everyone.

098. When Relena’s cannot be found Scallies or Trendies will suffice.

099. .................................................. MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINIAMPPPP!!!!!

100. Do not use mayonnaise as part of a makeshift Adam Ant costume.

101. T.U.R.T.L.E. Power reigns supreme. Do not attempt to replace Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael or Michaelangelo in the hierarchy.

102. If Sir Didymus begins to speak and act calmly, do not panic - it is just his inner Splinter, who can be temporarily controlled via the gift of Smarties and a can of Lilt to insert into a grapefruit which can then be inserted into Mole-Man via the wonders of telekinesis.

103. It is a rule that Duo is kick ass.

104. Black clothing should be a mandatory requirement of the Vista.

105. All lemons are to be called Quatre, and are not to be mistaken with Quatro, the leather clad glam rock chick of the 1970s - do not expect your lemons to ‘Can The Can’.

106. All fruits may be eaten - except the Pet Shop Boys (who are actually very large strawberries) and Nain the apple who we are sure is radioactive.

107. Spikes are good.

108. No one’s hair is alive.

109. Except for Jenova’s.

110. Kerrie is not allowed to use a bowling ball in the Vista. Do it outside, love.

111. Yes scallies can be used as bowling pins.

112. Don’t drink the tea from the canteen machine. IT’S EVIL (That explains Becca). If via an act of desperation you decide to buy a cup of the eeeevil tea (hence forth known as E.T.) of Zagrieb, on no account actually drink it (if you are really suicidal then it is a quick solution, but allow others to talk you out of it - it is the most painful death imaginable). Instead, take it to the science labs and look for traces of both hostile life forms [The bastards grow fucking everywhere, don’t they!?!?!?! - UTAH] and tea.

113. Do not let Sir Didymus or Jennie and any object that could possible be used for insertion purposes anywhere in the vicinity of either of Mole-Man’s gaping holes. It is even more important that the two of them don’t combine. [What? Sir Didymus & Jennie or Mole-Man’s two gaping holes?!?!?! ... ... Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee {this goes on for some time}... - UTAH]

114. On the chime of five o’clock all still in the Vista who are free of facial hair (ruling out Joan Griffiths then) must stroke the beards they do not have.

115. You can never grow out of patty-cake. It is just an illusion. Much like Jim-Bob until he gets a physical form.

116. No complex patty-cake allowed. It confuses Sir Didymus.

117. Do not hurt Ambrosious or lock him in the Broom Cupboard - he will only end up eating Ed The Duck.

118. Gerbils are to be worshipped. So is Howard The Duck.

119. If any poodle is found in a Pot Noodle, feed it and put it back.

120. Shiva/Toyah must be kept under close observation by Selphie & Irvine, and given the opportunity to sing ‘It’s A Mystery’ at least eighteen times a day.

121. In the Vista there are NOFX - what you see is real.

122. The following people must be worshipped by all...

Garfield
Scooby Doo
Martin Crane
the diminutive fuck-pixie that is Brian Molko
Queen
any member of the cast of ‘24’
Mulder, Scully & Dogett
Quentin Tarrantino
Jim Henson
the cast of ‘Black Books’
Toyah/Shiva
Clive Dunn AKA Corp. Jones in ‘Dad’s Army’
and anyone else we forgot to mention who kicks ass!!!!!!!!

123. Do not draw on Sir Didymus’ arms or, indeed any part of his body - he is not a fox note pad. This rule cannot be broken.

124. When in a tricky situation, think what Martin Crane would do and act accordingly to his wise teachings.

125. Sir Didymus will never be normal. Get over it.

126. All oranges must be called Duo!

127. When killing Scallies you must shout ‘Ha, ha, ha, ha, I’m sending you to hell. Shinigami! Ha, ha, ha, black, black, evil black!’. On another note, let's keep Becca under control from now on...

128. Everyone must worship the Duo Bat, coz it’s reeeeally cute.

129. If you’re not a tree hugger, you must DIE!

130. When faces with a western stand-off versus Kerrie, watch out for citrus fruits.

131. All work and no play makes Adam a bull frog, whereas all work and no toast makes Adam a cheese slice.

132. All she-beasts must be killed on site - this can become a fun contest.

133. Do not eat the Smurfs!

134. Torches are not be used in an X-Files way in the Vista.

135. All no registered military movements report to Breach immediately.

136. Random Individual is not your slave. She is a roadie and as such requires payment.

137. No pet hedgehogs in the Vista - this means you, Kaja.

138. Failure to recognize the true genius of Martin Crane will result in your instant demise via E.T. from the Vista’s killer-canteen-machine.

139. Selphie from FFVIII, Boo from Monsters Inc, Ojo from Bear in the Big Blue House, Gordon The Gopher and Bungo the Womble are officially cute. Respect them.

140. When Splinter wants pizza - feed him, or on your own head be it.

141. Adam misses his airing cupboard as it is the only place that is as warm as it is dark. Make him feel less homesick by showing him in chocolate covered anchovies until he is encased in a seven foot high pyramid.

142. There is no excuse for running round naked with monkeys hanging from your nipples.

143. The Stay-Puft Marshmallowman is not edible, nor is he able to fit into the Vista - at all costs he must remain outside.

144. Do not provoke the Stay-Puft Marshmallow man.

145. All rules must be memorised.

146. In Japanese.

147. Backwards

148. With a moonkwalking ostrich pecking at your ears.

149. Failure to learn at least one rule will result in your instant use as a seat for Mole-Man’s humongous behind.

150. Those who do comply must have a lot of fucking time on their hands! For pity’s sake - put them out of their misery. And no more rules EVER!!!! ...Until we get bored again that is....

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I am not a fagot mouse. Dumbface.

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