Omg! the FUNNIEST thing just happened!!!

[saiyansoldier]

So, I'm eating dinner, right? And my dad's all like

Dad : So, how was school?

And I'm all

Me : It's been pretty routine, there's nothing to be excited about, but nothing to complain about, either...well, one thing happened. The projector is attached to the ceiling above the chair I sit in front of, but the teacher always calls other kids to turn it on, even though I'm right there.

Dad : Oh, well - it doesn't matter, as long as girls in mini-skirts are the ones turning it on, because you'll get a nice view up their-

Mom : Dad! >_<

Dad : ^_^ He he he.

Mom : My precious little sweet innocent angel doesn't have thoughts like that~!

Dad : Yeah, right. He thinks he's in one of his Love Hyena magazines.

Me : ...Love...Hyena...?

After that, I was all like LOL and LMAO and ROFL and HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!

[Pandagirl!]

Hilarious.

[deutschpunkrevolte]

cool parents

[GundamAngel]

trade parents? lol

[deutschpunkrevolte]

I wouldnt sell them under 1000$ a piece

[Intriquality]

Love Hina was a good anime heh.

[Eeks]

My mom used to talk like this
Mom> wtf it's saturday night and you're home? wtf is wrong with you! are you some kind of nerd? here, take some money. go out, get drunk and hopefully finally laid. now gtfo

[deutschpunkrevolte]

she said "gtfo"?

[Rudy]

My mother tries to set me up with every single girl my age she meets. Even when she's watching TV, she'll go, "Ooh, she's pretty. I wonder if she's single?" implying that I would somehow hook up with a celebrity. Either that or she's just bi. Which is also a possibility.
Both equally disturbing.

[dchao]

I need to get better parents.

[Squeezer]

My mom told me if i didnt get laid soon, she was gonna send me to boarding school in San Francisco where I could be with my own kind.

The next day my dad bought me muchos pornography, and i was very happy.

I luv my parents, they're so awesome.

[kites]

Parents are cool!

And knowledge is power!