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Drive by shooting
One summer afternoon, I was driving back from work. As I was crossing the bridge, I had my window down to let the ocean breeze cool down the oveaheat car cavity.
As usual, I got stuck in the peak traffic - it is the kind of thing you would expect when you traveling during peak hours.
And so, I spent a while day dreaming ...
Suddenly, a white van in the nearby lane wound down the window and pulled out a gun and shot at me!
A stream of water dampened my cloth, I was stunned, petrified for a brief moment.
And when I finally realised what had happened, I turned to look at the guy who shot me using a water gun, he gave me an 'innocent' grin, I was about to say something,
At that very moment, traffic started moving ...Wont die, no surrender 2 -
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Hey Kool-Aid man, do you think TelCat's cleavage is down with your bad self?
PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?
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You missed the show, that avatar was only up for 10 hours
Wooot? Morris is still not a smod yet?
Maybe it needs a haircut too in order to impress the sysops.Wont die, no surrender 2Comment
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I can take a picture of myself without covering up half of my head.Comment
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now I know why you call yourself 'Blast'Originally posted by Blast
I can take a picture of myself without covering up half of my head.
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What?Comment
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I saw your b00bies in your icon. I want moreComment
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You heard me.Originally posted by Blast
What?
Heh heh
What do you usually do to your hair?Wont die, no surrender 2Comment
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Bean LADen Sandwich for $1.99, limited offers!
Sorry, although I would like to, but I don't believe it's a wise thing to do considering this forum is haunted by cyberstalkers like Dystrophy ...Originally posted by Reepicheep
I saw your b00bies in your icon. I want moreWont die, no surrender 2Comment
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TelCat, you don't make any sense. Ever. I don't do anything to my hair.Comment
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So that's why your name's blast.Mr 12 inch wonderComment
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Re: Bean LADen Sandwich for $1.99, limited offers!
Boo!Originally posted by TelC@t
Sorry, although I would like to, but I don't believe it's a wise thing to do considering this forum is haunted by cyberstalkers like Dystrophy ...The individual, a prisoner. Humanity holding the key to the opression. Everyone a prisoner, holding a portion of the whole truth. And so the enigma perpetuates. Insentient, lifeless. Grinning mockingly at its creators through its cold, inanimate lips.
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Yay for French Canadians!Originally posted by Blast
TelCat, you don't make any sense. Ever. I don't do anything to my hair.Reclusion
"That's what's so illogical about being a smurf. I mean, what's the point in living if you don't have a dick?"Comment
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I WANT TO SEE SKIN!Comment
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