Its A Girlllllllllllllllllll Woooohooooooo ! :d

[Golden_Aim]

Omg, uncle *crash* will always be here with you <3

[Fit of Rage]

Actually motherese (which is one of the worst psychology words ever but basically means baby talk) actually aids in the acquisition of language. So yeah, your advice is terrible. Sorry.

Edit:Added insult for extra flair!

At first I thought you were making some obscure reference to Mother Theresa

[Da1andonly]

Since I wanted the child to be called Arnold, it's out of the question now obviously. Name it...........Arnoldina instead!

[colony]

make sure you dont step (and/or) sit on her.









that would be bad

[Mr. Peanuts]

And dropping on heads.

Awful name, reminds me of a stall in Blackpool which happens to be full of skeezers.

[NaiLed]

i had to look up what skeezer meant

does that mean im not cool

[Superted]

i had to look up what skeezer meant

does that mean im not cool

No, I don't know what a Skeezer is and I'm the definition of kool.

[Facetious]

he says skeezer in practically every post now

paradise is the middle name im assuming? persia isnt really a name i would choose but its not as bad as you people are making it out to be. if the first name is "persia paradise" that is terrible, but nobody ever really knows what your middle name is.

[Liquid Blue]

Sheesh what if it's one of those connected first names, like Billy Joe or Tammy Sue.

"Persia-Paradise Jalaughowitz, please come to the board "

[AcidBomber]

Gratsssssssss~!!! ^-^ Take good care of your bibi :grin:

GL!

[bloodzombie]

I hope your baby lives a good life and please i can't emphasize this enough screw baby talk and just talk to her by emphasizing the syllables of each word you say and use a lot of visuals. This ensures that your child learn the primary language faster.

This is great advice, don't listen to sleepy, he doesn't know what he's talking about. He's just one of those cornell "smart" kids that thinks he knows something because he's "smart". What she really needs to learn first is accounting. It's proven fact that a child who can balance his or her own checkbook 43% less likely to make doodie.

[Cylor]

This is great advice, don't listen to sleepy, he doesn't know what he's talking about. He's just one of those cornell "smart" kids that thinks he knows something because he's "smart". What she really needs to learn first is accounting. It's proven fact that a child who can balance his or her own checkbook 43% less likely to make doodie.

I don't think you can be Jewish with a name like Persia Paradise.

P.S. When you quote something, you put the quotation marks outside of the punctuation. For example: Jenny thinks that Mark has "mental needs." Thanks.

[Bazhn.]

OoOoOo Congrats Goddess

[bloodzombie]

P.S. When you quote something, you put the quotation marks outside of the punctuation. For example: Jenny thinks that Mark has "mental needs." Thanks.

Here's the thing... you're completley correct and your point is well taken, but I find it hard to believe that you looked through this thread, or any thread on these forums, and decided that it was my grammar that needed correcting.

[Anduril.]

This thread is hilarious.
I got tears in my eyes cuz of the laughing about these posts in here. -_-