Wrong Bans [Not Closed]

[PH]

Want to be the next one?

And don't threaten me, cockmonger. Unlike you I'm not a fan of the pastrami pole.

[SaucyKing]

What about the meat-pipe?

ROLFHOLFHOL j/k :/

[PH]

COCK = NO. KTHX AFK

[SaucyKing]

WELL I GUESS THAT MEANS DICK IS OKAY THEN :fear:

[Troll King]

In fairness, I think staff should also be able to post about bans in this thread where the person not only deserved the ban, he was also being a huge jackass/idiot/fool in the process.

[PH]

You don't exactly get banned for doing smart things. If you get banned chances are you were being a jackass/idiot/fool anyway.

[Troll King]

I know.

[Rudy]

I just mentioned that I used to live in the projects as a child, and the guy threw racial slurs at me, told me to go eat some more fried chicken/watermelon, and that's where the blacks belong, and not in the good white neighborhoods.

And then I say 'fucking cracker' and get banned.

If there's something to be learned from this experience, it's that you should be more creative with your rebuttals. Racism is so passe.

[SaucyKing]

So I should have said 'go haul goats in your F-150 and watch Nascar in your doublewide'.

I've learned so much today! :grin:

[PH]

Only poser rednecks drive F-150's. Real ones drive Silverado 1-tons with 35-inch mudding tires.

I know.

So why give another reason for useless threads to get created? We have to swim through enough crap as it is to find a decent topic.

[Riesen]

No man, you gotta have a Hemi if you want to roll with the Kings of Rednecks.

[SaucyKing]

Well I only assumed rednecks drove fords because they damn sure can't spell Chevrolet.

[DoTheFandango]

shtu up.

^^^^

[Troll King]

So why give another reason for useless threads to get created? We have to swim through enough crap as it is to find a decent topic.

I figure, if Xog wants to create a thread to tell embarassing stories of bad, underserving bans to mock staff, it's only fair if there were embarassing stories about good, deserving bans to show that staff is doing a good job. I'm pretty sure that the latter would outnumber the former.

[PH]

Touché, though I think most (but not all) staffers would be a bigger person than these idiots and not drag something so petty out into the open.