1) Yellow Motherfuckers (this is actually a punch but I swear buy it) 1 part vodka
1 part gin
fill with Mountain Dew®
1 - 2 cans frozen lemonade
ice cubes
I will attest to this being wonderful. The only difference is, we used Everclear instead of gin. A 750 of the Everclear and a handle of cheap vodka mixed with the Dew and frozen limeade make one hell of a tastey punch. We got around 30 people SUPER PISSED on this stuff.
Reclusion "That's what's so illogical about being a smurf. I mean, what's the point in living if you don't have a dick?"
Koff
Karhu
Heineken
Stella Artois
Asahi Superdry (best beer ever, but its basically Jap only, and úber expensive)
Liqour:
Anything cheap, mixed with coke.
Whiskey + Coke (cheaper whiskeys)
Jim Beam on the rocks.
Justerini & Brooks rare, straight, dont ruin whiskey this good by adding ice.
Smirnoff Citrus Twist, straight or with Sprite/7-up.
Jekkubattery (Jaegermeister and Battery(Red Bull))
Virtanen (Vodka and Battery(Red Bull))
Jekkubisse (Beer and Jaegermeister)
Vinó:
Cheap White or Red Wine, preferably from a carton, easier to down.
Concoctions:
Raid liqour cabinet + fridge, and mix everything together, down funky brown liquid, and get hammered.
usually works only if you are already drunk and CAN down something that tastes like piss.
Displaced> I get pussy every day
Displaced> I'm rich
Displaced> I drive a ferrari lol
Displaced> ur a faggot with no money
Thors> prolly
Thors> but the pussy is HAIRY!
to get drunk i like somewhat of a variety, including cheap beer, usually nati or beast maybe some miller or bud. i am also very into 151 mixed with gatorade powder. you can put as much powder in as you like. i go with about 1.5 shots in a 20 ounce with 2.5 scoops of orange flavored powder. good shit. im not a fan of taking straight shots, but i will if i have to.
oh and jagerbombs
Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
apt>yes u can wtf
apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
apt>so i dont miss the toilet
Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
apt>na
apt>ill show you pictures
apt>next time I masturbate
If I'm drinking on the cheap, it's Coors Light, PBR, LaCrosse or Leine's Red.
If I'm drinking good beer, it's Guinness, Newcastle or Bass.
If I'm getting trying to slowly keep pace with the crowd, it's usually vodka/RB or vodka/tonic.
If I'm completely hammered and not caring anymore, it's lots of Irish Car Bombs, Jaeger Bombs, shots of Jameson, occassionally some sipping Maker's Mark (big ups, PaulO).
As a sidenote, my friend Ransom (totally his real name, which is awesome) and I occassionally pull what we've dubbed a Thorogood Trifecta, which constitutes of putting that shitty song on the jukebox and drinking one shot of bourbon, one shot of scotch and one pint all in the time the song runs. Heh, it's hilarious.
Music and medicine, I'm living in a place where they overlap.
I don't drink Maker's straight all that often, once in awhile on the rocks and that's it. I've just been mixing it with Wal-Mart cola the past few days.
There's this Belgian beer called Lucifer at the distributor I go to. I think I might check that out this weekend.
Beer I would buy all the time if I was a millionaire, but is essentially throwing money away given my current financial situation:
1. Rogue Dead Guy Ale
2. Delerium Tremens
You should hang at my pub. These two where on tap and on Monday's (dollar pint night) you could enjoy them w/o killing the bank account.
Nice choices as well! I love Delerium Tremens and Dead Guy Ale...if you have the chance try the Victory Golden Monkey or Indica IPA if they show up in your local neighborhood pub.
Stone Brewing Co. of San Diego puts out some good Ales, Arrogant Bastard Ale is one in particular.....Very Tasty!!!!
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
heffenreffer private stock-40oz...really cheap 40s
heinken-good
mgd-good
red dog-cheap, smooth!
corona-if it's there i'll have it
question about sapporo....is it any good...it was mentioned so i guess it can't be terrible...what's it taste like
violence> dont talk 2 me until u got 900+fbook friends and can take 1 dribble from the 3 point line n dunk
[Aug 23 03:03] Oops: 1:siaxis> you try thta ill play possom then reverse roundhouse kick your life
[Aug 23 03:20] money: LOL NOT QUITE VIO BUT 5:siaxis> you try thta ill play possom then reverse roundhouse kick your life
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