What stupid things did you do as a kid?

[Edify]

lots of bike failures. u guys need better hand-eye coordination, yo.

[Jeenyuss]

Give me a break, I didn't learn to ride a bike until I was in grade 4. When I was 5 my brother used to let me play SNES but never plugged in the controller. I felt fulfilled back then.

[Ace]

I have many stupid stories...... bad choice of friends I think, First one when I was young I was racing (or trying) a train down the street.... on my bike and then I hit a Hydrant and woke up with a head ache in my bed.

Another, a friend and me went to the brick factory on like a holiday and started to wreck the bricks..... we destroyed like 2 skids of bricks.......
Same friend another time got a hold of some matches and started lighting fires behind some ones yard..... He had a garage that he kept gas in I guess he had allot of gas powered tools. Some one saw us and started to chase us. We would have gotten away but STUPID me I stopped running from the guy.
Same friend.. (he seemed to be quiet destructive) we would break into a building some one was fixing up and do stupid things like kick holes in the wall..... Dumped a big 20 liter drum of white paint down the stair break windows.
Locked his younger in the trunk of 79 Mercury once to.... got in trouble for that one as well......


Give me some more time I can prolly remember more but I am tired right now and I have to get up in like 6 hours for work.

[Ace]

hehehe got another one........ after I learned to ride my bike with no hands I tried to get fancy....... tried to ride with no hands while eating a muffin....... riding on the side walk hit a bump went over the grass front wheel turned then hit the road.... then I went over the handle bars....

Another time, I was walking with my sister and looked back to say some thing to some one and turn to walk smack into a metal pole, and it was on a corner so I had a line running down my face.

[Torn Wing]

This was inspired from another forum, did you do anything really silly when you were a kid? Well we all have I guess but what?

I had some obsession with rubbing other people's ear lobes, I was like 5 at the time.

My brother did the same thing at the same age.

Sine age 8 Ive banged my head on my pillow while I was asleep, I usually do it under stress, so during finals when I was failing like 3 classes I was banging my head on the head board.
I used to humm while doing but I dont anymore.
I was doing it one time at a friend's house one night, the only reason he woke is because I was doing it on a metallica pole thing and my old necklace was making a ding ding ding sound. Yeah.

[Fit of Rage]

I was a very stupid kid at times.

You didn't mention the time you shaved your eyebrows.

[Torn Wing]

You didn't mention the time you shaved your eyebrows.

I did that in Seventh grade.

[Squeezer]

One time when I was in 5th grade, I killed a bear.

Bare Handed!!!!


hahahahah what a pun!

[just]

one time when we were coming home from the store (i was 5) my parents opened the door and i rushed in with no direction at all... i was like "im superman!!!" and started jumping on the couches, then i jumped so hard i smashed my head into the wall.

[suxxor]

when I was around 7 or so, I decided to recreate the damn cool basketball-tennis ball experiment. basically, you have a basketball, put a tennis ball directly on top, and drop both at the same time. the basketball hits the ground and sorta stays there, and the tennis ball rockets off. 'cept I didn't have a tennis ball, all I had was a baseball.. so I did it anyways. turns out I didn't have the baseball perfectly centered on the top, and it rocketed off sidewaysish.. into a big front window. like, five foot square. expensive.

a few years earlier.. my buddy and I would walk to elementary school every wednesday or something. we had to cross a big six lane expressway, so there was a pedestrian overpass we had to take.. well, water balloons seemed like a good idea. till one of them landed on a windshield of an indignant driver, who pulled into the shopping center at the end of the overpass and called the cops on my buddy. I ditched him, of course. he got talked to by the cops, lied and said it was a handball (it didn't pop), and that was it.

to follow the bike accident trend..sometime around the same age (elementary school), my older brother and I were biking around on a dirt road in the mountains, and he said "hey, don't follow me, I'm going to go faster than you should." so of course, I followed him. my front tire fell into a rut that was about to drop me off the edge of the road and into the brush, so I just dumped my bike. seemed like a better idea than running into various trees. anyways, I wound up with a huge black eye, which I told everyone came from a fight.

[Da1andonly]

I was around 7 maybe at this time, I got pissed at my sister for some reason, can't remember what it exactly was -- but I was pissed. She locked herself into her room and wouldn't let me in. I got even more pissed. Then I notice my cat (it still lives today!) looking stupidly on me. Therefore I decided that if I can't do shit at my sister, I'll get my revenge by doing something to the cat. Mwuhaha! I used a pair of scissors to get rid of some extra hair.. :P

Talking about scissors, it just hit me, when I was like 5 I used to cut holes on my shirts. Dunno why though.


Oh, and this one time...cousinpower. Me and Displaced (we were like 8-9 or something at the time) were in a store that sells furniture and such. We somehow thought it would be incredibly funny to pretend that we were retarded. So we sat down on the two biggest chairs right in the middle of the store, pretending to be retards, and ofcourse doing sounds aswell..you know, "ÖÖÖÖUUUUUHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and so forth. Displaceds mom noticed us and immediately blushed and rushed out from the store dragging us behind. We didn't know why she got pissed on us....

When we got out of the store and had walked about 20 metres, a cop car parked outside the store.

[Golden Sun 1]

No, by semi-naked drinking games

fair do's

[Troll King]

Like many kids probably did, we had our own personal "sandlot" baseball diamond. The difference was that ours wasn't in a sandlot but in an actual field. There was a park in the neighbourhood that was in a small dale, like a giant bowl in the surface of the earth.. One large part of the park was large enough and shaped in such a way as to make an ideal baseball playing field with a large flat area for the playing surface and a curving expanse where the land rose smoothly to the regular elevation forming a natural home run marker. One summer, we took some shovels out and dug out some bare patches in the grass for bases so we could play a proper game. There were sometimes up to 20 kids playing pick up baseball on our little field. The problem however was that we needed something to represent the bases. We tried using different objects, (gloves were the most effective, but we often only had enough to supply the fielders, so that was no good) including once our bicycles.

On one play, I was at bat and hit a sharp grounder down the third base line. The third-baseman managed to stop it but there was going to be a close play at first base. I ran as fast as I could and in my hurry I banged my knee against a handlebar. The ball would have beaten me but it was in the dirt and flew past for an error. With my knee slightly tingling, I headed toward second and slid feet first just beating the throw. I got up and started to dust myself off when I realized that everyone was staring at me. Or rather, staring at my knee. I looked down and saw that there was an inch long cut right on my kneecap. It turned out that the handlebar I hit did not have a properly fitting hand grip so what I actually made contact with was the edge of the exposed metal piping. I had in effect jammed my knee into the end of a metal pipe. I limped home with a couple of guys helping me but I still have a scar on my left knee to this day.

[Sharpshot]

In 8th grade me and my friends were planning to ditch 6th period for like a week so the day finally came and around are school we have big locked tall gates that were closed so were creeping around and we get to the gates and finally we start to climb the gate then as soon as we hit the top of the gate were getting ready to jump and the bell rings to go home

[Squeezer]

Okay, a real stupid thing i did as a kid was when I was 12, my brother of 10, and my two neighbors, 12 and 11, decided that we were going to explore the full 75 acres out back of my neighbor's house. We walked into these deep ass woods for like 4 hours, and we found a bunch of homeless people, who we thought were indians living in the woods (we were sheltered suburban kids), so we started talking with them, and before we know it, these two cops come up to us and say, "boys, come with us." So they drive us home in their squad car, and when we get home, we realize their's been a search party looking for us for the past hour.

Well, we all got grounded, and my brother and I (especially me, because I was older, and the leader of this rag tag group of explorers) got bitched at by our mom for like 30 mins. Anyways, after she leaves, my dad looks at us and smiles, and says with a smile, "Dont mind her, I used to do this when I was a kid, she's just a cranky bitch today." When he saw neither my brother or I laughing, he replied, "She's right behind me isn't she?"