Ive gone four whole mutha fucki' months without a good shag, what the fuck is the secret... Mr leftie aint happy with all the extra hours he has had to be putting in, and as for Mr Right, we wont even go there...
Anyway, where are these easy girls you talk off, i want to get back on the sceneeeee
Really?
I've gone Seventeen years.
Amatuer.
Originally posted by Tone
Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better
No thanks, Conc is waxing my warbird quite well, and almost everyday too. At first he was bumbling around like TK in a bra and panty shop, but he was soon swiggin' like a sailor. A for effort chief, A for effort.
My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
ive been separated for 2 years and finally the last few months ive actively been pursuing sex...
its been great, i find woman are far more into one night flings or even just regular booty calls...
i have 4 on the go right now, that all know i dont want a relationship at all... and each one of them loves that fact about it lol
im 35 and they are 18, 23, 28 and 43....
tomorrow i got a date with a 29 year old that wants the same lol....
life is good hehe...
just be safe
Yes boys and girls, you too can run the risk of STDs as effectively as this man here!
Wonder how many other men they are having sex with... and how many other women those men are having sex with, and how many other women those men are having sex with. Hey, someone here on TW just might be sexually related to Bosshawk here, so if you contract a STD, you know who could be to blame! :fear:
"There are those who said this day would never come. What have they to say now?" .Halo.
Y'know... if you were any stupider, I swear death by laughter would be a real medical occurance.
Ive gone four whole mutha fucki' months without a good shag, what the fuck is the secret... Mr leftie aint happy with all the extra hours he has had to be putting in, and as for Mr Right, we wont even go there...
Anyway, where are these easy girls you talk off, i want to get back on the sceneeeee
LOL!
RaCka> how can i get you here
death row> well basically im holdin off cuz i jus joined sweet. so its not u, its me
RaCka> YOU'RE DUMPING ME?!?!?!?
death row> LOL I KNOW I JUS READ THAT LINE AGAIN
Yes boys and girls, you too can run the risk of STDs as effectively as this man here!
Wonder how many other men they are having sex with... and how many other women those men are having sex with, and how many other women those men are having sex with. Hey, someone here on TW just might be sexually related to Bosshawk here, so if you contract a STD, you know who could be to blame! :fear:
You crazy kid, he's posting that on a message board for the ego boost, not because that situation actually exists
My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
Why count the years when you were a baby or little kid obsessed with GI JOE and Transformers? If you're seventeen, you've gone 4 years at most, it's really not as long as you think it is.
My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
You are all nerds. Blonde and asian girls are the best.
DuelBot> You have defeated 'nessy' score: (20-11)
Nessy> i left for 3 years clean
Nessy> came back got on rampage, won twl, #1 in elim for 3 weeks, not even tryin, gg
1:King Baba> i know my name is King Baba, but you can call me Poseidon
I Luv Cook> I'll double penetrate your ass:/
Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.
Sex is a great feeling, but once the next day rolls round, I feel a sense of losing something inside myself with every girl I sleep with...
Everybody has the urge to find the right person, but the more people you sleep with, the harder that sensation seems to become a reality...
Like I said, sex feels great, mainly because you get to experience the other person having just as much pleasure as you are... Hearing that girl moan while you pound her makes you feel that "I am man, hear me roar" type attitude...
But I think the main reason people have sex so young is the same reason why most young people pick up most their other habits... Through the media and peers...
Sex feels good, but not that good, not good enough to spend your whole pay check on a girl or acting a fool in front of them... Why do we do this to ourselves? Because it is how we were raised to be...
OHHHH Tom, you didn't hit it last night? You LOSER!!
Welcome back to the Days Of Are Lives... Oh Marsha... Oh John... Come with me to bed tonight...
So much bullshit on T.V. and schools today... Keep your minds clear and focused and you wont think perverted thoughts, thus making you want to go out and screw every girl out there...
Everyone also says, sexual depression was so bad back in the days... What about now? Nothing has changed... We're more horny now then ever... Our minds are more perverted and filled with lustful deeds of things we should never even think about... Like, I wonder what it would be like to have my girl get screwed by 2 dudes at the same time... That isn't "love" people...
Like the song says, You're looking for love in all the wrong places...
gawd you piss me off. You come on here all the time bragging about how you get more ass than a toilet seat, and about how all us nerds should get laid, then you pour your fucking guts out and say that with every girl you sleep with you die a little bit inside. THEN DONT FUCKING BRAG ABOUT YOUR EXPLOITS YOU ASSHOLE!
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Originally posted by Tone
Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better
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