Hey PH

[Bigwig]

this thread is great.

[LiL_LaDy]

no its not..but u can read this. its prolly not sposed to be here >.<

Where do babies come from?

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

[LiL_LaDy]

that was sarcasm wasn't it...omg..im so stupid.

[hogo]

This from a man who hasn't had pussy since pussy had him.

dude

ima headbutt your mom in her tits if you dont stfu k tnx

[PH]

Do it and I'll titfuck your sister until my dick goes raw. Fagget.

[hogo]

Kim for forum MR. T

[Kim]

Useless Crap'd

[hogo]

PH this thread was cool until you started posting in it

[PH]

The world was cool until your mom spit you out of her fat cottage cheese ass to ruin it. :sorcerer:

[LiL_LaDy]

be nice guys.

[hogo]

The world was cool until your mom spit you out of her fat cottage cheese ass to ruin it. :sorcerer:

wtf how did you know I was an ass baby?

dude i gotta quit telling your mom this shit when im snowplowing her :zorro:

[GHB]

hey guys i am a girl does anyone want to cyber me hahaha oh man i am such a crazy slut!

[PH]

wtf how did you know I was an ass baby?

dude i gotta quit telling your mom this shit when im snowplowing her :zorro:

What the fuck is this? You challenging me to a game of "crack a stupid mom joke then put a ridiculous emoticon"?

You're on, bitch. Like I was on your mom in the back of my Pinto. :shaun:

[Squeezer]

oh sure, when Panda says something sexually explicit, everyone says "DUDE SHES ONLY 15 SICKO!" but when this 14 year old starts talkin aboot how she cybers PH, everyone is like "OH LOL SHES SOOOO FUNNY!"

afk.

[LiL_LaDy]

ure obsessed with that car.