Tech Tales

[Superted]

I just had to share this little MSN convo with someone:

other guy says:
After it's installed, realign the forward sensor array, and run a level three diagnostic.
(I thought wtf?! Because I'd just gone through instructions on how to re-install win xp and thought, did that come up during windows installation or something...)

other guy says:
do you know what this means

other guy says:
and how to carry it out???

disliked says:
the forward sensor array? you're not on a star ship

other guy says:
lol

disliked says:
where did you read this

other guy says:
on a forum

disliked says:
lol

other guy says:
asked for some advice on how to maintain speed on my laptop

disliked says:
he was taking the piss, it's a star trek joke

Got any tales of computer illiteracy or general stupidity.....perhaps I should have just submitted this to one of the thousands of computer illiterate sites on the net.

[Mr. Peanuts]

Before anyone says it: WHERE'S THE ANY KEY?

[NaiLed]

Homer: [reading screen] "To Start Press Any Key". Where's the ANY key? I see Esk, Catarl, and Pig-Up. There doesn't seem to be any ANY key. Whew, all this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a TAB. [presses TAB key] Awp...no time for that now, the computer's starting.

..

[Ephemeral]

Here is something from a TM8800 processor book "Programmer's Guide" under "Glossary of Terms"...

Visible Interrupts - Interrupts that are not invisible interrupts.

[Zabuza]

Was talking to friend and this how it went

Zabuza- Hey

Friend- Hi

Zabuza- Well, youre boring, gonna go surf the net?

Friend- Do u need a wetsuit for that?

Zabuza- *slap*

[scumbag]

seeing as everyone else is doing it, heres mine

Jonnie: hi martin, what you up to?
Smertin: yo
Smertin: ibyahux\ahahahaha im opisssed
Jonnie: your always pissed