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  • Sex Poems

    Sex Is A Temptation
    Caused By A Sensation
    When A Man Puts His Dictation
    In A Woman's Ventilation
    Do You Get My Conversation?
    Or Do You Need A Demonstration?

    Sky Is Blue
    Water Is Wet
    I'll Make You Cum
    I'll Make You Sweat
    Pressed Against My Body
    Movin Up And Down
    Slowly But Firmly
    We Will Move The Ground

    Sex Is Evil
    Sex Is A Game
    One Night Of Passion
    Nine Months Of Pain
    Baby's A Bastard
    Fathers A Git
    All Because The Condom Split!

    Sex Is Like Math
    You Subtract The Clothes
    Add The Bed
    Divide The Legs
    Then Multiply!

    Roses Are Red
    Grass Is Green
    Open Your Legs
    And I'll Fill You With Cream

    Hickery D**kery Doc
    Dis Bytch Was Suckin My C**k
    The Clock Struck Two
    I Dumped My Goo
    And Dumped Her At Da End Of The Block!!!

    Sex Is Good
    Sex Is Fine
    Doggy Style Or 69
    Just For Fun
    Or Getting Paid
    Everyone Likes Getting Laid

    Sex Is Evil
    Sex Is A Sin
    Sins Are Forgiven
    So Stick It In!!!

  • #2
    :up:

    Where'd you get em from?
    5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
    5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
    5: Da1andonly> =((
    5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
    5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
    5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Divine Rides
      If her daddy's rich take her out for a meal
      if her daddy's poor, just do what you feel
      God Bless Pallies video's
      I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal...

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      • #4
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Zabuza
          KSkabhlibxdaskjflikHBZLXBHDSJHSKJdfbkjsbdvgd B)
          i totaly agree with ya, great find Bawls :grin:
          Jarlson of> if this game was a girl i would jerk off to it every night

          nopcode> sometimes get mates round, have a few beers and play this yes
          oNe-t> YEAH
          nopcode> before going out
          funfunfun> god the fun never stops does it

          MageWarrior> I'm so sexy, frog makes me lapdance for him daily

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