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    A girl from one of my courses keeps staring at me! WHAT SHOULD I DO?
    Originally posted by Diakka
    Lets stop being lil bitches

  • #2
    Look her straight in the eyes, slowly walk up to her, and then punch her right in the nose with all your strength. That'll teach her to stare at you.
    I have stopped swimming in the rock pools a few days ago. Now instead of 40 minutes swimming, I substitute it with 40 minutes power walk - usually on the beaches or around the cliffs. Nothing beats burning the fat in the cold wind. Colon minus pee.

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    • #3
      Everytime you see her staring at you, pull out a huge knife and plunge it into the desk in front of you. Then stare back and her and start licking your lips.
      PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?

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      • #4
        Wash you face while taking the shower in the morning to make sure nobody can tell what your have eaten on the previous night just by staring at your face.

        If that doesn't work, go right to her and say 'I prefer to do girls from behind, if you like that meet me around 10 tonight at my place'.

        I am sure she will get freaked out $ ... if not, prepare a camera and video tape the whole thing then sell it through the SS trench war network.
        Wont die, no surrender 2

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        • #5
          It's because i'm smelly right?
          Originally posted by Diakka
          Lets stop being lil bitches

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          • #6
            jump on top of your desk and start tantalizing her with your ravishing dance.

            (editor's note: this really works)
            plopp> im not a newbie ok!! im a butterfly waiting to come out of his coon!

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            • #7
              Just mouth the words:

              Vag inspector.
              Music and medicine, I'm living in a place where they overlap.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by ConcreteSchlyrd
                Just mouth the words:

                Vag inspector.
                or: elephant juice

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                • #9
                  Ask her to join your squad.

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                  • #10
                    ask her to grab her ankles and sing yankee doodle

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                    • #11
                      Put your lips between your fingers ( \/ ) and flick your tongoue out n about

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                      • #12
                        i bet she's ugly
                        Mirror <ZH> omg it shark
                        Mirror <ZH> this sucks
                        Server> dont worry mirror
                        Server> shark fits your tits
                        Peace <ZH>> shut up
                        Peace <ZH>> i do not apperciate you talking to my girlfriend in that manner

                        i.d.> Teach me how to not choke
                        Witness> well first you put it in your mouth ... but not to long

                        1:Hercules> ghoul
                        1:Hercules> im level 90
                        1:Hercules> in 9d
                        1:Hercules> bought a char off ebay
                        1:Hercules> cost me $50 but was worth it

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                        • #13
                          warp

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                          • #14
                            attach

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                            • #15
                              SMURF HER!! SMURF HER!!!

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