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  • Jason
    too old for this shit
    • Jun 2002
    • 9788

    #1

    A rather harsh movie review

    Dedicated to investigating and reporting on the impact of the American culture on the integrity, self respect, and coping skills of youth, and inherently on family unity and values. The CAP Model uses the teachings of our Lord Jesus Christ as the standards for conducting investigations
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  • sTuPiD-gErBiL
    Feral
    • Jun 2002
    • 1012

    #2
    taken from gerbil's movie review "No Shit!" department:

    NO SHIT! SOUTHPARK WAS INTENDED TO PISS PEOPLE OFF, SUCH AS THE IGNORANT NAZIS THAT RUN CAPALERT.COM (a.k.a. 99% of most christians). BUT THE ULTIMATE JOKE WAS ON CAPALERT.COM, OBVIOUSLY, SINCE THE PERSON WHO GAVE SOUTHPARK SUCH A BAD REVIEW HAD ALREADY PAID THE TICKET PRICE TO SEE THE MOVIE. GG, O YE OF HOLIEST ASSHOLES, FOR HELPING SUPPORT THE VERY ENTITY YOU ARE SO DETERMINED TO BRING DOWN. BUT THAT BRINGS THINGS TO THE BIG QUESTION LEFT UNANSWERED. WHICH IS WORSE: WATCHING A MOVIE THAT PUSHES THE ENVELOPE BY RIDICULING EVERY OUNCE OF MORALITY THIS GENERATION HAS LEFT, OR A RELIGION THAT TRIES TO FORCE ITSELF ON EVERYONE BY THREATENING "NON-BELIEVERS" WITH AN ETERNITY OF BURNING IN HELL NO MATTER HOW MORALLY UPSTANDING THE "NON-BELIEVER" IS?
    plopp> im not a newbie ok!! im a butterfly waiting to come out of his coon!

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    • Superted
      Disliked
      • Jun 2002
      • 4564

      #3
      lol stupid church ;p

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      • Mythrandir
        Newbie
        • Jun 2002
        • 657

        #4
        To hell with imdb.com, capalert.com will be my new source for movie reviews!

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        • Annux

          #5
          Angels were portrayed as females - nude, very nude

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          • Jason
            too old for this shit
            • Jun 2002
            • 9788

            #6
            Originally posted by Taciturn Bob
            wtf did you expect? It was written by a non-profit christian group.
            I know Bob... it's too bad there isn't a sarcasm button on my keyboard.
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            • TelC@t
              cheEZe
              • Oct 2002
              • 1106

              #7
              Jason

              Your avatar is freaking me out ... especially after I saw Mr. Arrogant and Mr Arrogant2.
              Wont die, no surrender 2

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              • Sleepy Weasel
                So it goes
                • Jun 2002
                • 2196

                #8
                I love how in the middle of discussing body parts dripping with blood and decomposing burned bodies he felt the need to put in

                An all-male chorus line wore pink bikini briefs

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                • Bigwig
                  Unmerry Melodies
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 691

                  #9
                  i prefer the light-hearted reviews at http://bigempire.com/filthy/

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                  • Blast

                    #10
                    The Self-Made Critic at www.brunching.com is approximately 9 million times better than that imposter "filthy critic" bullshit. But the Christian things are hilarious, especially when they use the South Park movie as a benchmark for usage of the "foulest of the foul" words. God damn me having no idea what the fuck happened last night.

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                    • Bigwig
                      Unmerry Melodies
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 691

                      #11
                      a word comes to mind when i think of brunching.com. pussy-whipped.

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