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last thread about bees and me: http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthread.php?t=13008
Okey, its summer again, love the summer, much pollen in the air, gets my eyes dripping in the morning, thick air.. can't complain with that and of course bees, omg bees.
So this other day I came home, just opened the window. Since it was hot I just thought about opening the window abit more the usually. My window is a double window, so it has a lock between the two windows. So I unlock, so that I can open the window(s) wider. Okey, so I go away from my room. And when I come back, there is this lovely bee between the two windows. So I lock the windows again, close the window. So here I'm again, thinking, how will I get that bastard.
The first thing I do is just try to hit it with a newspaper, kinda impossible, since the gap between the windows are pretty small. Of course the bee gets angry, and I shut the window again. Then my nerves comes in, so I take a deodorant spray, and just unlease the heavenly scent (axe dimension, smells like poop) on the bee, doesn't work. So the bee goes back and forth between the windows.
Eventually at somepoint, after 10 min of struggle, I get it down, it can fly now with all of the greasy deo on its wings. :> So now is the problem to kill it, its still hard to hit it with the newspaper, so I try and try until the little bastard gets between the opening gap of the window, on the side, where the wood meets. So I'm like, hurray, die pest. I go proudly to the kitchen, come back, and just to make sure if its dead, I check the window. AND its _STILL_ there! unhurt! Lucky son of a beequeen!
So open up the whole window, after sparying the living bee life of him, take the newspaper, and bang. Dead. Of course I was happy about it. And I say to the bee, don't come back, I take a paper and toss it out of my window, and continue with my life. :|
bees, I hate em! Always the same thing every summer! :>
Okey, its summer again, love the summer, much pollen in the air, gets my eyes dripping in the morning, thick air.. can't complain with that and of course bees, omg bees.
So this other day I came home, just opened the window. Since it was hot I just thought about opening the window abit more the usually. My window is a double window, so it has a lock between the two windows. So I unlock, so that I can open the window(s) wider. Okey, so I go away from my room. And when I come back, there is this lovely bee between the two windows. So I lock the windows again, close the window. So here I'm again, thinking, how will I get that bastard.
The first thing I do is just try to hit it with a newspaper, kinda impossible, since the gap between the windows are pretty small. Of course the bee gets angry, and I shut the window again. Then my nerves comes in, so I take a deodorant spray, and just unlease the heavenly scent (axe dimension, smells like poop) on the bee, doesn't work. So the bee goes back and forth between the windows.
Eventually at somepoint, after 10 min of struggle, I get it down, it can fly now with all of the greasy deo on its wings. :> So now is the problem to kill it, its still hard to hit it with the newspaper, so I try and try until the little bastard gets between the opening gap of the window, on the side, where the wood meets. So I'm like, hurray, die pest. I go proudly to the kitchen, come back, and just to make sure if its dead, I check the window. AND its _STILL_ there! unhurt! Lucky son of a beequeen!
So open up the whole window, after sparying the living bee life of him, take the newspaper, and bang. Dead. Of course I was happy about it. And I say to the bee, don't come back, I take a paper and toss it out of my window, and continue with my life. :|
bees, I hate em! Always the same thing every summer! :>
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