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My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth. -
If by Kim you mean Epinephrine, then yes Kim has been uncoveredOriginally posted by Epinephrine
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Originally posted by project dragon
What website does this come from? I can't remember... <_<1:exquisite> nvm for jd, brb throwin my dog in the dumpster
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PBF for the billionth time♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
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We should really stop telling people.5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches insteadComment
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Fit - Fuckin' Chuck Norris sanoo:
http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF057ADSuperLeague.htmlhttp://wegotstoned.blogspot.com/Originally Posted by HeavenSent
You won't have to wait another 4 years.
There wont be another election for president.
Obama is the Omega President.Comment
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she's 11... coolhelp: (how do i shot) (Public 0): how do i travel diagonally? i only have up, down, left and right keys.
4:PinkSTAR <ER>> ask DP he knows me inside and outComment
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OLD ENOUGH TO PEE, IS OLD ENOUGH FOR MEComment
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weeelll anyway... stop showing off sememfaze you aren't impressing anyone.
+++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++Originally posted by DislikedComment
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Why yes I did.
nice of you to point that out.
+++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++Originally posted by DislikedComment
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Anyway, when I first registered this name it was an honest mistake. After that, I found the correct spelling was taken, so I stuck with this name. 3 years or so on, I've still got it.
+++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++Originally posted by DislikedComment
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The name demonfaze was taken so I made thisComment
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god damn itOriginally posted by Da1andonly5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches insteadComment
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