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[Dystrophy]

Originally posted by Adman
and your shit doesn't stink?

good one dickface.

normally, when the excrement comes out and gets dumped into the water, it doesnt smell very bad. As you are somewhere older than 15 years old, you have had experience with your own personal bodily functions and in this case, fecall matter. Someone with 15+ years experience in doing this becomes tolerant of their own fecal matter odors. When one says that it stinks, it connotates that you find it unpleasant. Granted that shit doesnt smell like roses, most people dont have shit that stinks in their own senses. A particularly unpleasant odor means that you are eating food that you cannot digest and the bacteria that lines your intestines must digest for you. A by product of the bacteria is foul smelling odor. When you eat poorly, the bacteria does more work for you hence, you have stinky shit and farts. I hope that cleared anything up, Mr. Stinkyshit.

[Adman]

Thanks Dr. Dung.

[Dystrophy]

Originally posted by Adman
Thanks Dr. Dung.

Dear Mr. Stinkyshits,

Np.

-Dr. Dung

[Adman]

Can you write me up a prescription for something fun?

[Dystrophy]

Take 2 tablets of ez-Lax every day. One in the morning and one in the afternoon for a week. Almost as good as having an aenima, gauranteed!

-Dr. Dung

[Adman]

okay, but i work afternoons, should i still take one in the afternoon? because then i will spend time in the bathroom at work and i can't get my work done from the shitter :/