..and you wonder why US is fucking things up

[CrvenBan]

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

[Da1andonly]

lol

[warportal]

ey funny man!

[Superted]

hmm george doesnt speak english that good, or formally whatever

[Pearl Jam]

A rip off of a classic Abbott and Costello skit from the 1930's entitled "Who's on First?".

[Sleepy Weasel]

Originally posted by Disliked
hmm george doesnt speak english that good, or formally whatever

Normally if someone wrote something like this I'd figure they made the grammatical errors in order to be humorous. Normally I'd think that.

[Superted]

Apparently fewer than 1 in 5 americans know where Iraq is on the atlas

[Mayo Inc.]

I saw kofi speak live! it was alright.

[Reepicheep]

Originally posted by Disliked
Apparently fewer than 1 in 5 americans know where Iraq is on the atlas

this doesn't change the fact that you were abused as a child and should not be in society. you also should die.

[Superted]

Originally posted by Reepicheep


this doesn't change the fact that you were abused as a child and should not be in society. you also should die.

True.

[Kingz]

I was just scrolling by, heres the original thing if you wanna see.

http://www.abbottandcostello.net/who.htm

[Melufa]

$$ Kingz

[Mattey]

Originally posted by Disliked
Apparently fewer than 1 in 5 americans know where Iraq is on the atlas

Apparently fewer than 1 in 5 examples are true.

[Superted]

Which is why I said apparently.

[Zerzera]

I've seen somthing like this with that cartoon something with maniacs... the goofy ones..
It is about woodstock and one asks Who is on stage? And the other ones says The Who... and It continues ... bla bla.