Chamber of Riddles

[T3l Ca7]

Here are the rules of this thread:

I will start the story and embed a riddle. Whoever answers the riddle correctly continues the story in which he/she asks another riddle.

Chamber of Riddles

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One day, you came back home, feeling really tired. Throwing your bag to the corner, you laid down on your bed and fell asleep almost instantly.

Then you woke up in front of a huge, antique and unbelievably beautiful white building with a golden door. Beside the door there was an old wizard with white hair. For some reasons, you were desperately curious about what's behind that door.

"There is only one way to open that door", the wizard smiled at you, "by answering this riddle".

The wizard continued:

I have a rectangular cake with a rectangular piece removed 
(any size or orientation), how would I cut the remainder of the cake 
into two equal halves with one straight cut of a knife?

What your answer would be?

[NaiLed]

you could cut the cake straight down the middle for the piece removed (if it is rectangle then the two halfs would be rectangle too). then just cut it in half again

[Troll King]

You could always slice it in half horizontally, creating two equal sized (and equal shaped) pieces. Of course, the top side would have more icing.

[T3l Ca7]

You can not assume the top and bottom halves are the same, maybe the damn wizard had a cheeze cake :fear:

And you are only allowed to cut it once ... no, you do not have access to a ruler.

[T3l Ca7]

I will give you a hint: how would you cut any rectangular cake into two equal halves (it can be done from all angles if you are viewing it from the top).

[DoTheFandango]

Shut up.

[Lucon]

Telcat, stop putting your neutral alignment in your signature

[PH]

I'd just throw the cake in your face and punch you in the tits. But I was never good at riddles anyway.

[Liquid Blue]

I'd just throw the cake in your face and punch you in the tits. But I was never good at riddles anyway.

Fuck that, give me the cake. Then punch her in the tits.

Wait, is it chocolate cake? No? Fuck that then, slam her in the face with it.

[iKillburger]

ask the wizard to define "equal." as no 2 things are truly equal he will be annoyed and let u pass, maybe

[za gophar]

did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic?

[Lucon]

did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic?

Yeah, he...
he...
he didn't believe in any specific deity or higher power and also couldn't sleep or read properly. Yeah.

[Jacklyn]

cut it through the middle..


yellow thing is cake..
gray thing is the piece remove
blue line is where you cut it

[Kim]

That must've took a lot of time to make jackz

[Jacklyn]

3 minutes