Your buying price, do you have it and what would you do?

[Epinephrine]

Really? I'd tell anyone because I don't want to die.

Whoops typo, well you know what I really meant

[Nickname]

Depends on a few things, giving a guy a handjob and getting paid half a million while your gf rides you isn't nearly as bad as just giving a guy a handjob for a million, ya know?

[Nickname]

I'm a lumberjack.

i loved this reply.

[PjOtTeR]

I'm a lumberjack.

He jacks my lumber, if you know what i mean.

[dchao]

now people gonna go to your house with their wallets

[Asmodeus]

-How much would it cost for you to have sex with a member of your gender?:

If I were female, I'd do it for free. But since I'm not, no amount of money would get me to do that.

Handjob?

If I were female...free. ... A hand job though...I suppose I could always wear gloves.... I'd say $100,000,000.

Oral?

If I were female...free. Otherwise I'd never.

Full hardcore raunchy sex?

If I were female, I'd do it for free! But again I'm not so I'd never.

(If I were female I'd be a lesbian. You know you guys would be too!)

The rest of the stuff I wouldn't do for any amount of money. "Do unto others as you'd have them do unto you." ...Actually

-How much would it cost for you to stay quiet about the murder of an innocent person?

I'd take a few million and then tell the person I wouldn't tell a soul...only to call the cops on the f*ck after he/she paid me and took off.