i am making a list of everything that exists

[eehh]

God does exist.

prove it?

[Lucon]

no, ghb wount need those..

For he is immune to all humanly diseases, also he got a vasectomy.

[schope]

pussy

[Jeenyuss]

run dmc and mechanical pencils

[eehh]

For he is immune to all humanly diseases, also he got a vasectomy.

not really what i thought, but whatever you say

[duel pasta]

and condoms

I swear to god Iwanted to say that same thing

[za gophar]

anti-condoms

[Lucon]

there's no such thing as a lady goat, a female goat is a sheep

Wrong.

[Squeezer]

Porn.

And Beer.

[GHB]

wow let's turn this into a "DOES GOD EXIST?!? I ASK THIS BECAUSE I AM SUCH A THOUGHTFUL AND DEEP PERSON"-thread and then let's quote the Bible and Nietzsche


by the way thanks, i just remembered of somehting:

- tokyo
i think we've got it now, the list is finished

[Jeenyuss]

ghb did you remember cups to drink out of?

[Dameon Angell]

There is nothing, but we perceive it to be everything.

[Theif of Time]

wow let's turn this into a "DOES GOD EXIST?!? I ASK THIS BECAUSE I AM SUCH A THOUGHTFUL AND DEEP PERSON"

Do you believe in things that are not proven? Or do you need proof first? For example, I had pizza for dinner. Do you believe me or do you need proof? If you believe me without proof, why can't you believe in God with no proof?

Conclusion: God=pizza. All hail the pizza, unless some sicko has put egg on it. That is an antipizza, or satan-pizza.
Behold:

Hear ye all mortals! A declaration from the Eternal has come to declare the holiness of the P*zza! I have received this epiphany and am the one true profi^h^hphet of the Eternal P*zza. Head my words!
In the beginning there was nothing. The dough was without form, plain and tasteless. P*zza looked upon this, and preheated the oven, seperating the oven from the kitchen. It set the oven to 375, and the kitchen to 68 (72 in the summer). And it was good, thus ends the first day.
On the second day, P*zza seperated the dough from the cheese with the waters of crushed tomatoes, and it was good.
On the third day, P*zza added the mushroom and onion and green pepper, and it was good.
On the fourth day, P*zza checked the temperature of the oven, and wound the timer, and it was good.
On the fifth day, P*zza added the peperoni, and the sausage, and the anchovies running wild, and it was good.
On the sixth day, P*zza cooked his pizza, and served it to his friends, and drank beer, and it was good.
On the seventh day, P*zza rested.
...

And John, the chosen leader of P*zza lead his people out of the accursed lands of Calzone. And they wandered in the sauceless dough. Papa John went upon the high to converse with the P*zza bringing back the law:
1-There is no food but the P*zza.
2-You shall not say bad things about the P*zza, or consider any other food superior.
3-On the seventh day, you shall not make the P*zza, satisfying yourself with cold leftovers.
4-You shall honor the P*zza recipes of old.
5-The P*zza shall not be made of anything with a face.
6-You shall not have sex with another's P*zza.
7-You shall not stiff the P*zza Delivery Priest on the tip.
8-You shall not lie about the toppings of your P*zza.
9-You shall not take your friend's P*zza without asking.
10- You shall not place egg upon thy P*zza.
The revelations of the Eternal P*zza have been made clear. Ignore them at your peril.

[GHB]

ghb did you remember cups to drink out of?

FUCK, I FORGOT

thanks
ok we are now done I guess

[dchao]

lemme check if i exist brb