pure hatred you are a fucking douchebag and i hope you die

[Facetious]

god dammit were you not making it obvious enough that johnny chan won by making him your avatar right after the winner was announced? did you absolutely HAVE to add the "chip count: seven million" thing to your profile as to remove all doubt? did you have to? i thought that perhaps you just decided you liked johnny chan at the same time that the winner was announced. i wanted to watch that shit on tv and be surprised and now youve totally gayed everything up for me, and significantly lessened my tv poker-watching enjoyment.

well if you ruined a surprise for me, ill let you in on a little secret about your life. you are such a loser that you will never have sex again in your entire life. HOWS THAT FOR A SPOILER, MOTHERFUCKER? HUH????? HUH???????

note: i dont actually hope you die, and you probably will get laid at some point in your life, i dont know you personally but most people get the opportunity to engage in intercourse at least a few times, so ill give you the benefit of the doubt. but god dammit, i survived like a month of my friends trying to tell me who won and being like "JESUS CHRIST NO, DON'T TELL ME" and you had to go and ruin all my hard work, and why, dear god, why. i want a good explaination.

[Squeezer]

I dunno, I like PH.

He's a Wor homie.

And get over it.

[Facetious]

motherfucker just changed it again! now he made it even more clear! go flirt with pandagirl online while listening to shitty music, squeezer.

edit: wow i said the pandagirl thing without even looking at your signature. also i have no clue what the fuck wor is.

[PH]

He didn't win, the two titles in question are from '87 and '88. As schope would say, "*******s lured."

Chill, dude. I just have mad respect for Chan, so I made his goofy mug my avatar and added an imaginary chip count which I just changed trying (and failing) to get you to calm the fuck down. :shaun:

[Torn Wing]

Love you PH.
WOR is a chat and thanks for giving it away Springs.

[Facetious]

thank god

ill settle for having the fact that he didnt win spoiled

[Jason]

it's okay face

and you know why?

the penguins have sidney crosby

aka "the wizard of cros"

life is beautiful

:]

p.s. i know the penguins aren't even your team, and to be honest, i'm not really all that sure how much you like hockey. however, knowing the penguins have a chance to tear some serious shit up really makes me smile, so picture me smiling and crack a grin with me, brah.

[Squeezer]

Love you PH.
WOR is a chat and thanks for giving it away Springs.

meh.

I miss you all.

[PH]

Why the fuck haven't you been on?

[Squeezer]

Why the fuck haven't you been on?

I gots me a girlie friend.

And I'm so not lying.

[Exotic]

god dammit were you not making it obvious enough that johnny chan won by making him your avatar right after the winner was announced? did you absolutely HAVE to add the "chip count: seven million" thing to your profile as to remove all doubt? did you have to? i thought that perhaps you just decided you liked johnny chan at the same time that the winner was announced. i wanted to watch that shit on tv and be surprised and now youve totally gayed everything up for me, and significantly lessened my tv poker-watching enjoyment.

well if you ruined a surprise for me, ill let you in on a little secret about your life. you are such a loser that you will never have sex again in your entire life. HOWS THAT FOR A SPOILER, MOTHERFUCKER? HUH????? HUH???????

note: i dont actually hope you die, and you probably will get laid at some point in your life, i dont know you personally but most people get the opportunity to engage in intercourse at least a few times, so ill give you the benefit of the doubt. but god dammit, i survived like a month of my friends trying to tell me who won and being like "JESUS CHRIST NO, DON'T TELL ME" and you had to go and ruin all my hard work, and why, dear god, why. i want a good explaination.

GOD DAMNIT i read this and thought he won because of this post, then a couple posts down i realized that fucking sportscenter had a hilight of the main even and i showed a picture of a guy who won, but as the highlight was starting i changed the channel. but FUCK i still believe i know who won

[PH]

If you know who won, congratulations. Yet another fluke champ, that's all I'm gonna say.

[Exotic]

dont say that, i want to deny the fact i think i know who won but damnfigdf
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[hogo]

I dont like p H

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just kidding OR AM I!

[iNgeNfyRe]

I dont like p H

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just kidding OR AM I!

everyone hates to love him but they do anyways. :wub: