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**Troll King** · 08-02-2005, 12:22 AM

But then aren't you also not having sex with her because God made her ugly?

**DoTheFandango** · 08-02-2005, 12:25 AM

You know, there is a problem of thinking too much TK.

**Jeenyuss** · 08-02-2005, 12:30 AM

Originally posted by Theif of Time

Hire a hooker to be her friend.

touche

**DoTheFandango** · 08-02-2005, 12:37 AM

Have her sign up for an MMORPG. Then you won't see her for a good 3 months.

**Jeansi** · 08-02-2005, 07:33 AM

Originally posted by Nickname

no shes not up to my standards, and putting a bag on her head might insult her a bit.

Isn't that exactly what you want? B)

**duel pasta** · 08-02-2005, 11:01 AM

Send out GHB

**Broly** · 08-02-2005, 11:29 AM

Oh, when you said little sister i was thinking some 12, 13yr old. Shes 17? Yep she wants to fuck you. She any hot? Send her Zeus' way

**dchao** · 08-02-2005, 12:03 PM

tell her to post her boobs

**Nickname** · 08-02-2005, 12:19 PM

so the general consensus is that I should fuck her, then hire a hooker to beat the shit out of her? BRILLIANT PLAN!

**duel pasta** · 08-02-2005, 12:34 PM

Originally posted by Nickname

so the general consensus is that I should fuck her, then hire a hooker to beat the shit out of her? BRILLIANT PLAN!

Best plan ever, can't fail!

**Lucon** · 08-02-2005, 01:52 PM

The general consensus is that you should bop her in the nose.

**dchao** · 08-02-2005, 08:37 PM

nn in 9 months:

**Theif of Time** · 08-03-2005, 02:39 AM

He's the one with the camera, right?

**JeBu** · 08-03-2005, 03:11 AM

maybe show this topic to her and she will understand?

**DoTheFandango** · 08-03-2005, 03:48 AM

I'm telling you, if she starts playing WoW, she will basically never talk to humans again.

Childish Bitches