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    If you were going to try take a castle, what sort of seige weapon(s) would you use?

    Originally posted by Disliked
    Imagine a world without morals... it would be like the tw community
    +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

  • #2
    Trebuchets, Ballistas, Catapults, Onagers, Scorpions (big motherfucking spear launchers), Ladders, Gunpowder kegs, Battering Ram (for when seige is over i guess), Big wooden horse with lotsa guy in it

    ooo, a huge screen playing that vid of Ilya poledancing, scare the shit outta me :P
    Jarlson of> if this game was a girl i would jerk off to it every night

    nopcode> sometimes get mates round, have a few beers and play this yes
    oNe-t> YEAH
    nopcode> before going out
    funfunfun> god the fun never stops does it

    MageWarrior> I'm so sexy, frog makes me lapdance for him daily

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    • #3
      Nuke.
      The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

      Originally posted by Richard Creager
      All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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      • #4
        I'd use the trebuchet from AOE II with the Siege tank from starcraft to defend it from nearby attackers.
        Vehicle> ?help Will the division's be decided as well today?
        Message has been sent to online moderators
        2:BLeeN> veh yes
        (Overstrand)>no
        2:Vehicle> (Overstrand)>no
        2:BLeeN> ok then no
        :Overstrand:2:Bleen> veh yes
        (Overstrand)>oh...then yes

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        • #5
          What an odd topic.

          But I'd probably throw away the traditional tripe and just use a missile launcher.

          EDIT: I've thought about a less hurting one, how about chloroform or rohypnol in the water supply, or some similiar knocking out kind of drug.
          Last edited by Superted; 08-02-2005, 07:13 PM.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Vehicle
            I'd use the trebuchet from AOE II with the Siege tank from starcraft to defend it from nearby attackers.
            DUDE DONT FORGET GOLAIThS WITH UPGRADED MISSILES SO U CAN KEEP THOSE AIR UNITS (aka birds) AWAY. dude keep a SCIVESSEL around or COMAST STATION TOO. THEN U CNA KILL NME SNIPERS (aka Nickname) WHO ARE TRYIGN TO NUKE YOO.

            screw trebuchets. ever hear of mass paladins? :fear:
            PURE HATRED> i cannot dodge your bombs AND my teammates
            pv=nrt> YOU ARE MINE PRINCESS iNgeNfyRe
            hogo> iNgeNfyRe Just got HoE'D
            Dark Moogoo> psst, bring the cookies and cream

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            • #7
              I would use.. a small piece of rock and just THROW IT AT THE CASTLE!
              help: (how do i shot) (Public 0): how do i travel diagonally? i only have up, down, left and right keys.

              4:PinkSTAR <ER>> ask DP he knows me inside and out

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              • #8
                I would use... a fortressremover.exe only 5 MB TO DL! lol ^-^
                1:Graner> i heard da1's sign in tw forums was "1:Graner> like i'd know a girl irl, lol"
                1:Graner> jeansi told me that
                1:Graner> i was totally wtf
                1:Rumpnisse> rofl?
                1:Graner> AND BTW!
                1:Graner> i talked to one on wednesday
                1:Rumpnisse> ur mom? :/
                NOTICE: Game over

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                • #9
                  A cow catapult.

                  Oh, wait, that's better for defending a castle, isn't it?

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                  • #10
                    I fart in your general direction.
                    The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

                    Originally posted by Richard Creager
                    All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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                    • #11
                      Javelins in your general direction
                      ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
                      Failure teaches success.
                      . â–²
                      ▲ ▲

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Nickname
                        I fart in your general direction.
                        your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

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                        • #13
                          Err....


                          Ni !

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                          • #14
                            quiet, big nose

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                            • #15
                              i hate you and your weird looking nipples

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