Getting Arrested

[Lucon]

I went to jail for counterfeiting internets, but luckily I had tazers grafted onto the backs of my wrists and wasn't raped once. Also I got out 9 years early thanks to a daring escape plan. But that's a story for another day.

[Material Girl]

I always develop instant crushes whenever I see a hot policeman. The tall, dark, handsome one with the tight little ass. Luckily I haven't been caught staring.. so far. B)

[Facetious]

wow you are worthless

no criminal record for me so far

once i took a concerta and drank a lot and turned green and passed out in a recliner and woke up with a cop asking me "are you 21" and i said "yes" (a lie) and he went away. pharmies are for suckers, turning green blows.