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  • The Skeleton Key

    Pretty good movie, quite original up until the ending. I won't spoil it but I was slightly dissapointed. Seemed like a cop-out to me.

    3/5
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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    Violet tries to stand up using a mirror on wheels and then pushes the mirror at Caroline which comes crashing down on her as she can’t leave the circle to escape. Violet crashes to the floor unconscious and the force of the mirror hitting Caroline knocks her out.

    Moments later we see Caroline and Violet coming round, virtually at the same time. Caroline gets to her feet and walks over to Violet. She bends down and takes one of Violets thin cigars and smokes it. She then arranges, with Luke, to have Violet and Ben taken to an old people’s home. Luke and Caroline smile as the ambulance takes them away.

    The children of the bankers were subjected to a body swapping spell when the parents broke in. Mama and Papa swapped with the children so the mob actually killed the banker’s children who were stuck in the servants bodies. Mama and Papa have been body swapping ever since. Luke used to be a lawyer before he fell victim as Papa wanted to discard the body of Ben. It was then Mama’s turn ditch Violet’s body to get a younger one…


    THAT MOVIE BLEW.
    Last edited by DoTheFandango; 08-14-2005, 03:12 PM.
    Originally posted by Jeenyuss
    sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by DoTheFandango
      Violet tries to stand up using a mirror on wheels and then pushes the mirror at Caroline which comes crashing down on her as she can’t leave the circle to escape. Violet crashes to the floor unconscious and the force of the mirror hitting Caroline knocks her out.

      Moments later we see Caroline and Violet coming round, virtually at the same time. Caroline gets to her feet and walks over to Violet. She bends down and takes one of Violets thin cigars and smokes it. She then arranges, with Luke, to have Violet and Ben taken to an old people’s home. Luke and Caroline smile as the ambulance takes them away.

      The children of the bankers were subjected to a body swapping spell when the parents broke in. Mama and Papa swapped with the children so the mob actually killed the banker’s children who were stuck in the servants bodies. Mama and Papa have been body swapping ever since. Luke used to be a lawyer before he fell victim as Papa wanted to discard the body of Ben. It was then Mama’s turn ditch Violet’s body to get a younger one…


      THAT MOVIE BLEW.
      i just found a secret hidden message which i just highlighted(it says "hello")
      YOU ARE THE 1,000,000,000TH VISITOR IN MY SIG!
      Click here to receive your price!

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      • #4
        that's awesome.
        Originally posted by Jeenyuss
        sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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        • #5
          Which can be interpreted as 'Armageddon in 2006'

          Shit son, Tone was right all along!

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          • #6
            :wub: GHB.

            Originally posted by Disliked
            Imagine a world without morals... it would be like the tw community
            +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

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            • #7
              I finally got around to seeing this, and it was ok but nothing special. About 20 minutes into the movie, after the old lady explained about the Hoodoo and history of the house and everything, I guessed how the movie would end and etc etc, and outlined the whole plot. I turned out to be completely right. :turned: On top of that, you could predict what was going to happen about 5 minutes before it actually happened. It was ok, but kinda predictable.
              Pandagirl!

              (ph)>12 is just right

              In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
              1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
              1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
              1:Chao <ER>> at all
              1:Mantra-Slider> chao
              1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
              Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
              Chao <ER> - hero

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              • #8
                Havent seen it yet, quick tell me what happens so i dont have to waste 8 dollars
                Big Chill

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                • #9
                  that old guys JOKS
                  tmaC> 1:fireballz> im the greatest coordinator of all time
                  capE> lucky he didnt say captain
                  capE> LOL BURN

                  Tapzu> tamzu vleane, we all know tou copied that nick from me

                  1:merce> ima go take a shower and try to suk my own dick

                  9:Fludd> guys, i want u all to know something..
                  9:megaman89> fludd go play monopoly with children and dome

                  1:Kentaro> nice gay name elven
                  1:Kentaro> suits you well
                  1:PUTAO> fuk urself fuk emo, ur mother suck mu penis all day screaming my name

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                  • #10
                    The name sounds like sumthing from Dungeons and Dragons, and that movie sucked, so i dont wanna see it!
                    Touch me, touch me now!

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