A man walked up to me on the street today, i'm he's like "FUCK YOU!" and i say back "why do you say that?" and then he says, "cuase ur a damn fucker" then i say "look at that sexy girl behind you..." and then he says, "where?" and i say, the one walking towards me!" and he says, "fuck her" and she says "who me?" and then the guy gets punched in the face and the girl goe out with me... i'm fucking lucky

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