Google

[DoTheFandango]

type in weapons of mass destruction omg omgomg lololol!

[Jason]

let's turn this into a thread where everyone types in their name on google and then feels lucky

i did jason

http://www.jasonproject.org/

[Dameon Angell]

Dameon Angell:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/autho...l&defid=892056

Matthew:
www.matthew.co.uk/

[Nickname]

"french military victories" was always my favourite

i didn't know that one, it was pretty funny.

[Unorthadox]

Rofl I Love this whole convo :P

[Pandagirl!]

Pandagirl:
http://pbskids.org/backyardjungle/homepage/pandagirl/

Sherrie:
http://www.sherrieaustin.com/

[Theif of Time]

I searched for weapons of maths instruction (and old one) and got this:

AL-GE'BRA TERRORIST CAPTURED BY BUSH'S TASK FORCE

At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a
public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession
of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General John Ashcroft said he believes
the man is a member of the notorious al-ge'bra movement. He is being charged
by the FBI with carrying weapons of maths instruction.

"Al-ge'bra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said. "They desire average solutions
by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of
absolute value. They use secret code names like "x" and "y" and refer to
themselves as "unknowns", but we have determined they belong to a common
denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.

"As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, there are three sides to
every triangle," Ashcroft declared.

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted
us to have better weapons of maths instruction, He would have given us more
fingers and toes.

"I am gratified that our government has given us a sine that it is intent
on protracting us from these maths-dogs who are willing to disintegrate us
with calculus disregard. Murky statisticians love to inflict plane on every
sphere of influence," the President said, adding: "Under the circumferences,
we must differentiate their root, make our point and draw the line."

President Bush warned, "These weapons of maths instruction have the potential
to decimal everything in their reckoning on a scalene never before seen
unless we become exponents of a Higher Power and begin to factor-in random
facts of vertex."

Attorney General Ashcroft said, "As our Great Leader would say, read my
ellipse. Here is one principle he is uncertainty of: 'though they continue
to multiply, their days are numbered as the hypotenuse tightens around
their necks'."

omg its such punny goodness... (sorry about the large size)

As for my name... I get
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...93424?v=glance
(Amazon books, terry pratchets Thief of Time)
and
http://www.petergabriel.com/
*shudder*