Two Tough Questions

[Bioture]

There are, and have been, thousands, of princes...
There is only one Beethoven

[DoTheFandango]

Well there's that Dog and the Composer.

The Dog was in like 5 movies.

[schope]

bulshit. hitler never had a wife.

[Rion.]

Hitler did have a wife... IIRC my history lessons correctly, right before something really bad was going to happen... I can't remember what, but anyway, he killed his wife and kids and then himself.

[Nickname]

he killed himself when the Russians were fighting there way into moscow, I guess thats what you mean by a bad thing.

Secondly, I believe he killed himself with his mistress...

[EnFlAmE]

Hitler married the morning before the russians captured his bunker in berlin. And he killed himself and his wife before he could be captured

[Arikel]

Hitler married the day before he commited suicide with Eva Braun "his long time companion", so i really don't think you can count that as being married...

[DoTheFandango]

Or call him a decorated war hero.

He got really pissed off when they wouldn't give him an Iron Cross, so in order for him to shut up they just gave him one.

[Squeezer]

I think im gonna post this on myspace.

I hate myself

[Cylor]

Guess where I got it from!

[project dragon]

I killed beethoven.
And I'd Do It Again!

[Da1andonly]

WENT TO A PARTY

I went to a party, and remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom, so I had a sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself, the way you said I would, that I didn't drink and drive, though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice, and your advice to me was right, the party finally ended, and the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car, sure to get home in one piece, I never knew what was coming, Mom, something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement, and I hear the policeman say, the kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's all around me, as I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, "this girl is going to die".

I'm sure the guy had no idea, while he was flying high, because he chose to drink and drive, now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom, knowing that it ruins lives? And now the pain is cutting me, like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom, tell daddy to be brave, and when I go to heaven, put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him, that it's wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his parents had, I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom , I'm getting really scared. These are my final moments, and I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom, as I lie here and die. I wish that I could say, "I love you, Mom!", so I love you and good-bye.


:noexpress

[Superted]

That is so sad :crying:.

[Jenny R]

that shit would be scary to think about that

One of the few chainmails I liked:

"TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis,
would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.


Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A -- Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B -- He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college, and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C -- He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.


Which of these candidates would be your choice?


Decide first ... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.







Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler



And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:

If you said, "YES!" ...







you just killed Beethoven.


Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone. Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading ...


Never be afraid to try something new ...

Remember ... Amateurs built the ark ... Professionals...built the Titanic!

And Finally ... can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:




29 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...







Can you guess which organization this is?



Give up yet?








It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.

The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line..."

rofl that is creepy, i say she should go for an abortion ... the baby probably turn out to be a 2-headed dwarf either or turn out to be the next hazuki

[DoTheFandango]

Was it necessary to quote an entire passage to repsond to one part and write one line about it?

God damn it.