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Well unless Jesus leaves us a voicemail with some blueprints or something, I don't think we'll have to worry about space arks for quite awhile.
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My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth. -
dust cloud? i thought internet was gonna die on 2014.....pretty much end of the world eh?tmaC> 1:fireballz> im the greatest coordinator of all time
capE> lucky he didnt say captain
capE> LOL BURN
Tapzu> tamzu vleane, we all know tou copied that nick from me
1:merce> ima go take a shower and try to suk my own dick
9:Fludd> guys, i want u all to know something..
9:megaman89> fludd go play monopoly with children and dome
1:Kentaro> nice gay name elven
1:Kentaro> suits you well
1:PUTAO> fuk urself fuk emo, ur mother suck mu penis all day screaming my nameComment
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If the World end in 2014, im gonna go cry in a corner as we speak!
Singularit> Ive seen old men do alot of scary shit
Beasts> ur grandpa always runs around on ice singu?
Unorthadox> LMAO
Unorthadox> LMFAO
Singularit> mine does
Singularit> but hes ubergrandpa
Unorthadox> ROFLComment
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i'd hope to be not-single by 2014.
+++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++Originally posted by DislikedComment
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Things like this are never on the newsComment
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Obviously no one has seen Uchuu no Stellvia. All's we need to do is build a giant energy barrier in outerspace to block the cloud, problem solved.Like, there was this ninja who got
ticked off at some people who kept
talking while he was trying to rock
out on his guitar, so the ninja totally
flipped out and sang at them till
they all exploded!!! (true story.)Comment
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Most of what I'd want to accomplish in life will be done in 2014. Come on down, cloud.
3:Mega Newbie> bam ashlee whats wrong taking nude pictures???
3:Mega Newbie> its an art!!!!!!!!
3:Mega Newbie> only jealous girls and gays dont like it!!
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1:megaman89> WOW IF U WERE TRAPPED IN A FIRE I WOULD RUN AND SAVE U ASH
1:Cape> then ud throw her back when she says she still isnt givin it up
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tim> .?squad tim
BAM__ Ashl> ?squad tim
Squad: timo<3ashlee
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MODERATOR WARNING: bam__ Ashlee is a sex machine -Mithrandia <ER>
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The world ends on June 6th of this year.
06/06/06
BE VERY AFRAID!Originally posted by Vatican AssassinOriginally posted by CopsComment
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lolOriginally posted by KontrolzMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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