http://static.circa1984.com/the-big-scam.html
It's a long read, but hillarious.
I ran like Steve Prefontaine if he had had a second chance with the grim reaper to run home drunk instead of drive
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And all of a sudden, just like the Persians at Thermopylae, they came. They came harder than Peter North on a stacked blonde
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Over the next two weeks, I traded harder than a Chinaman in a flea market
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You would then sell these pebbles for approximately the same price that an illiterate slave would have received for an ounce of cotton
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And all of a sudden, just like the Persians at Thermopylae, they came. They came harder than Peter North on a stacked blonde
--
Over the next two weeks, I traded harder than a Chinaman in a flea market
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You would then sell these pebbles for approximately the same price that an illiterate slave would have received for an ounce of cotton
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