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  • See what MMO's do to you?

    http://static.circa1984.com/the-big-scam.html

    I ran like Steve Prefontaine if he had had a second chance with the grim reaper to run home drunk instead of drive


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    And all of a sudden, just like the Persians at Thermopylae, they came. They came harder than Peter North on a stacked blonde


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    Over the next two weeks, I traded harder than a Chinaman in a flea market


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    You would then sell these pebbles for approximately the same price that an illiterate slave would have received for an ounce of cotton
    It's a long read, but hillarious.
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

  • #2
    He should have given the money to hardhead at the end :/
    SIGNATURE PROTEST: KEEP THE SHORT FFS

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    • #3
      SPOILER WARNING






























      Snape kills Dumbledore.
      FREE MANDELA

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      • #4
        Wow, that took som time to read, very intresting story. I feel bad from Hardhead though.

        Thanks liquid blue, awesome story found on the internet.. :>
        I know I enjoyied it. great story.
        Endless space, endless exploration.

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        • #5
          How come I must know, where obsession needs to go?

          (5 pts for the reference)
          - k2

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          • #6
            I read about this a while ago, but apparently it's a fake. Besides, since it's mostly RL exploitation, it's much less fascinating than the Guiding Hand/Ubiqua Seraph story.

            EVE-Online sounds like so much fun that I refuse to play it- I don't want to be disappointed with the reality.
            Originally posted by Ward
            OK.. ur retarded case closed

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