I hate people who throw their gum in the urinal

[Zabuza]

To be the first serious poster in this thread, what actually pisses me off is when people do shit like that or otherwise deliberately make a mess and then say, "Oh it's just the janitor's job to clean this shit up." Fuck you asshole, it's not your job to create more work for an already shitty job. At least we have karma.

I create jobs by litering at mcdonalds, went there today they thought i worked there and they gave me a discount, so i left my food on the table

[genocidal]

I create jobs by litering at mcdonalds, went there today they thought i worked there and they gave me a discount, so i left my food on the table

And tomorrow your dog/mom/dad/sister/brother/ or you will die.

[Krusnik]

To be the first serious poster in this thread, what actually pisses me off is when people do shit like that or otherwise deliberately make a mess and then say, "Oh it's just the janitor's job to clean this shit up." Fuck you asshole, it's not your job to create more work for an already shitty job. At least we have karma.

True True. The thing that puzzles me the most is that some janitors get payed more than the staff that actually work there. My brother works as a "building service/maintenence worker" aka "janitor" in the library. (He says it's to pay for his tuition, but I don't believe him.) The dude earns 20 dollars, an hour. Last week his employer offered him a job to work at the library as it's staff..... They get payed from $14 - $17 dollars.. It's also full time. He declined, because he get's payed more as a janitor, and library's are naturally clean so half the time he just watches tv.

[Zabuza]

And tomorrow your dog/mom/dad/sister/brother/ or you will die.

OH NO! NOT JOSH, GEORGE, SUSIE AND MR. WUDDLES!! OMG AND MY DOG TO!

[Mephiston Hunter]

OH NO! NOT JOSH, GEORGE, SUSIE AND MR. WUDDLES!! OMG AND MY DOG TO!

That was your least intelligent post to date.

[genocidal]

I was just kidding about his family dying. Obviously God has already preempted all his future actions by simply making his brain worse than everyone else's.

[Jerome Scuggs]

Karma's a bitch. I'm a firm believer.

[Zabuza]

That was your least intelligent post to date.

No, scroll trough all my posts, your gonna find much worse =/

[Cops]

gum in a urinal is a nice little target when you've got to take a major piss.

[Jeenyuss]

true cause it might fly off the handle.

i hate it more when people spit gum on the ground, i've stepped in gum a couple of times and it always takes me an hour or so to get the gum out of the soles. pisses the fuck out of me.

[Mr. Peanuts]

Pissing in a pint glass is fun.

Does no one agree with me?

[Superted]

I've pissed into a plastic glass roughl the same height as a pint glass, but I was on drugs at the time. It made an awful lot of noise though, I bet my parents were sitting up in bed thinking 'is he pissing in a glass?!'

[genocidal]

I've pissed into a plastic glass roughl the same height as a pint glass, but I was on drugs at the time. It made an awful lot of noise though, I bet my parents were sitting up in bed thinking 'is he pissing in a glass?!'

Most likely, though, they thought, "Oh that little Disliked, staying up till all hours playing spaceships and peeing in a cup so he doesn't have to get up from the computer. I'm sure he'll be a productive member of society."

[404 Not Found]

Nothing better than peeing in a urinal at full force next to a guy wearing shorts, just so you can be sure you splattered onto his leg...lol


j/k


Try it though at your next urinal function!

[eehh]

when we are talking about urinals.. are you guys shaking it or milking it when you're done?