I hate people who throw their gum in the urinal

[Mr. Peanuts]

I usually don't do anything. When you pee in a crowded urinal, its a moment where neither would be appropriate, so I whack it back in and run.

[Jeenyuss]

there's a sacred thing called "THE BUFFER ZONE" those who besmeach this holy sacrament are h0m0z

[Torn Wing]

there's a sacred thing called "THE BUFFER ZONE" those who besmeach this holy sacrament are h0m0z

I like to watch romantic comedies.

[hogo]

Nothing better than peeing in a urinal at full force next to a guy wearing shorts, just so you can be sure you splattered onto his leg...lol


j/k


Try it though at your next urinal function!

I put on my eye patch and pee on his leg...

SORRY DUDE I ONLY HAVE ONE EYE NO DEPTH PERCEPTION

[Saturn V]

I put on my eye patch and pee on his leg...

SORRY DUDE I ONLY HAVE ONE EYE NO DEPTH PERCEPTION

He'd then pee on you and say, "Your monocular vision still provides you with some, if limited, depth perception. You dropped your gum."

Because that's how guys who just got pissed on in bathrooms talk.

[Rogue]

Pissing in a pint glass is fun.

Does no one agree with me?

no,..but if i were high that avatar would scare the shit out of me