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    There's a nice new device out that protects your individual bananas from bruising while you carry them in your backpack or whatever, a nice idea I guess, I've no beef with it. However, I was browsing through the official site (I stumbledupon it) and thought I'd check out the FAQ. There are 5 questions there, the sort of questions you'd expect to be asked about a plastic case that holds a banana for example 'How can I clean it?' and 'Will all bananas fit inside?'. All pretty fine and dandy except for the last question, something that only makes me ponder 'did somebody really ask this?' and 'did the company receive hundreds of emails asking this specific question hence the putting it up on the FAQ page?' but anyway here it is in all its amazing glory;

    Q: "Is there a battery attachment?"

    A: No. The Banana Guard was designed for its intended purpose only as a device to prevent banana trauma during transport.
    ...speechless (except for that paragraph above)

    Apparantly it's a Canadian product, I was half expecting it to be American based.

    Banana Guard

  • #2
    LOL.

    I'm speechless. Really.

    3:Mega Newbie> bam ashlee whats wrong taking nude pictures???
    3:Mega Newbie> its an art!!!!!!!!
    3:Mega Newbie> only jealous girls and gays dont like it!!

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    1:megaman89> WOW IF U WERE TRAPPED IN A FIRE I WOULD RUN AND SAVE U ASH
    1:Cape> then ud throw her back when she says she still isnt givin it up

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    tim> .?squad tim
    BAM__ Ashl> ?squad tim
    Squad: timo<3ashlee

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    MODERATOR WARNING: bam__ Ashlee is a sex machine -Mithrandia <ER>

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    • #3
      I was expecting this to be about some sort of codpiece.

      Originally posted by Disliked
      Imagine a world without morals... it would be like the tw community
      +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

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      • #4
        wots the bettin a shop gets robbed by a guy holdin a banana guard

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        • #5
          Lolol, damn those canadians

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          • #6
            really old, but really fun
            Throughout time, there’s been
            crimes, throughout our history
            But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
            Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
            Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears

            Come on my countrymen
            Come on and take a stand
            Don’t let ‘em take away your land

            the Wenger bus is coming
            and all the kids are running
            from London to Manchester
            cos he's a child molester


            fuck islam

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            • #7
              Seconded on the old notion.
              ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
              Failure teaches success.
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