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  • #1

    Snakes on a Plane

    They just aren't trying anymore.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/


    Plot Outline: On board a flight over the Pacific Ocean, an assassin, bent on killing a passenger who's a witness in protective custody, let loose a crate full of deadly snakes.
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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    gay
    Big Chill

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    • #3
      it looks like the movie is actually called flight 121 which is somehow almost less imaginative. id go with snakes on a plane if i were them
      5:gen> man
      5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady

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      • #4
        Reminds me of the Family Guy episode when Brian goes to "Hollywood".

        "I bet Samuel L. Jackson is in this, he's in everything."

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        • #5
          i like the thread down the bottom: "Snakes on a plane 2: Planes on a snake"

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          • #6
            Don't forget the porno version, Snakes Up Elaine.

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            • #7
              That sounds so shit, but what would they do? They're not allowed weapons up there and the seats are firmly attached to the floor. I guess they could all get some heavy luggage and stomp them or something.

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              • #8
                Well, if this forum has taught us anything, unleashing an alligator to counter the snakes will only result in a stalemate.

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                • #9
                  How many people are going to be all like "snakes? no problem, let me let ol' Jabberjaw loose here and everything will be cool ".

                  That would be awesome if they had some ninja squirrels to fight the snakes though. Or pirate squirrels. Or cyborg pirate-ninja gerbils.
                  My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                  • #10
                    i think the only airline movies i liked were air force one and passenger 67.
                    Last edited by Edify; 10-11-2005, 07:22 PM. Reason: typo
                    thread killer

                    Also who changed to pw to Squadless, how am I supposed to fly the banner of sucking at the game

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                    • #11
                      both tk posts in this thread are brilliant.
                      The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

                      Originally posted by Richard Creager
                      All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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                      • #12
                        It'll be even better if the snakes developed tentacles, and started pleasuring all the women in the plane. Then Hamtaro, and his ninja buddies will come and obliderate the snakes.

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                        • #13
                          who the hell is hamtaro, some kinda anime porn guy?
                          My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                          • #14
                            from what I've heard he's an anime-ninja-hamster porn star.

                            Originally posted by Disliked
                            Imagine a world without morals... it would be like the tw community
                            +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

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                            • #15
                              EDIT: What the fuck, why does the forum disable all-caps?

                              3:Mega Newbie> bam ashlee whats wrong taking nude pictures???
                              3:Mega Newbie> its an art!!!!!!!!
                              3:Mega Newbie> only jealous girls and gays dont like it!!

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                              1:megaman89> WOW IF U WERE TRAPPED IN A FIRE I WOULD RUN AND SAVE U ASH
                              1:Cape> then ud throw her back when she says she still isnt givin it up

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                              tim> .?squad tim
                              BAM__ Ashl> ?squad tim
                              Squad: timo<3ashlee

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                              MODERATOR WARNING: bam__ Ashlee is a sex machine -Mithrandia <ER>

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