Top 30 Chuck Norris Facts

[BleakFuture]

That's ok. Noone really KNOWS chuck norris

[Dant-Zu]

Some of those sucked way too hard but some were good. B)

[RoDNeY]

When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

lol

[Zabuza]

Rodney made a funny quote

[Jerome Scuggs]

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Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.

[Jerome Scuggs]

Mr. T took Mother Nature from behind. We refer to the event as the Big Bang.

ahaha

[Bob (SRB)]

I swear my friend was the original person to send these chuck norris facts over an email, and within 1 day the entire school knows about it, and now its on this message board.

Vin diesel isn't lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactoses shit.

[Zabuza]

Mr. T invented Asian people, because he thinks they're cute and don't take up much room.


lol