My boy ffs wtf do i do

[RoDNeY]

Efficiency and progress is ours once more
Now that we have the Neutron bomb
It's nice and quick and clean and gets things done
Away with excess enemy
But no less value to property
No sense in war but perfect sense at home:

The sun beams down on a brand new day
No more welfare tax to pay
Unsightly slums gone up in flashing light
Jobless millions whisked away
At last we have more room to play
All systems go to kill the poor tonight

Gonna
Kill kill kill kill Kill the poor:Tonight

Behold the sparkle of champagne
The crime rate's gone
Feel free again
O' life's a dream with you, Miss Lily White
Jane Fonda on the screen today
Convinced the liberals it's okay
So let's get dressed and dance away the night

While they:
Kill kill kill kill Kill the poor:Tonight

[Spliffing]

lol sounds like a mortician song that, but ilya, you two look really happy together, i dont think you should split personally but at the end of the day its up to you, and we can only give our opinions but you have to carry out what you think is best, that is what i have learnt from my fiance. Times have been very harsh recently, i am good friends with sube, and bug, and they can both verify when i brought claire back to my house for the first time, after having sex :wub: we went out knocked for sube bug, and some other mates, like bloody talon, (i dont want to use their real life names because they might get a bit upset) and a few others and they all immediately fancied her, and i was not a happy puppy, but as they say things can only get better, i bought her a £130 engagement ring and now we are as happy as ever, and it may seem soon, but i love her, and i bloody hope she loves me lol
Thanks for your time, ladies, gentlemen and the shit filled puss bucket in the corner known only as zabuza (lol only joking zab your a mate really)

[Galleleo]

I wonder when he will realize that this was a parody thread..

[Spliffing]

already have