Santa = Satan

[Tone]

for the christians here

http://www.av1611.org/othpubls/santa.html

His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow. . . (Rev. 1:14)

Who is this that cometh. . . red in thine apparel (Isaiah 63:2)

And his feet. . . as if they burned in a furnace (Revelation 1:15)

His house. . . was toward the north (Ezekiel 8:14)

Ho, ho. . . saith the LORD. . . Zechariah 2:6

[ConCor]

in before "lol"

EDIT: Please tell me I'm laughing with, as opposed to at you.

[Tone]

Santa is a stupid lying hoax, although it could also be very possible that its an intentional anagram of Satan and the other attributes of Santa are modeled after some mythical Satan garbage, which is also a hoax

[Ashlee]

...:alien:

[ConCor]

Santa is a stupid lying hoax, although it could also be very possible that its an intentional anagram of Satan and the other attributes of Santa are modeled after some mythical Satan garbage, which is also a hoax

I can't tell if this is an answer to my implicit question.

[Stabwound]

Please don't respond to this troll.

[Evasive]

...and Tone continues to be a douchebag

[Pandagirl!]

His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow. . . (Rev. 1:14)

Yea because the verse before this definitely doesn't say that someone like the Son of Man was standing before him, so if definitely doesn't refer to Jesus.

Who is this that cometh. . . red in thine apparel (Isaiah 63:2)

This verse definitely isn't about the Lord coming wearing blood-stained clothes after destroying Edom.

And his feet. . . as if they burned in a furnace (Revelation 1:15)

See first quote.

His house. . . was toward the north (Ezekiel 8:14)

Way to edit the verse, it's talking about widows at the north gate of the church mourning.

Ho, ho. . . saith the LORD. . . Zechariah 2:6

I don't know what version you got that from, but in NIV "Ho, ho" is "Come, come."



Basically my point is that you're... dumb. If you're going to be dumb at least do it correctly.

[Mulkero]

Neither exists

[Twerp]

Santa is a stupid lying hoax

You just now realized that? HAHAHAHAHHA. How old are you? This would be something that Zabuza would post.

[Tone]

I can't tell if this is an answer to my implicit question.

yes you are laughing with me on this one but not on the serious topic of 9/11

[Jeenyuss]

Santa is a stupid lying hoax, although it could also be very possible that its an intentional anagram of Satan and the other attributes of Santa are modeled after some mythical Satan garbage, which is also a hoax

Fuck you mang, Santa's real.

http://www.growley.com/history.html

Saint Nicholas was . . . German

Nicholos . . . was going . . . to become [a] prostitute

An eight year old . . . Virgin . . . was . . . S . . . ex . . . ed . . . b . . . y . . . The . . . Microsoft Corporation

THIS IS ALL IRREFUTABLE PROOF.

[DoTheFandango]

Stop Copying Choking Victim/leftover Crack

[Sarien]

I want to thank this thread for giving me my new signature.

[RoDNeY]

panda owned the thread, gj panda,
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