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  • #16
    Where you have cpt. jack it should be:

    "OH YEAH MASTER, OH MASTER! MASTER BATES OH MY!"

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    • #17
      No I don't think that fits actually.
      7:Randedl> afk, putting on makeup
      1:Rough> is radiation an element?
      8:Rasta> i see fro as bein one of those guys on campus singing to girls tryin to get in their pants $ ez
      Broly> your voice is like a instant orgasm froe
      Piston> I own in belim
      6: P H> i fucked a dude in the ass once

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      • #18
        Some where considered Master and not Captain.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Squeezer
          So i rented a porn movie today called "Pirates" because I'm 18, and it was critically acclaimed. It wasn't that good. I was finished by the 3rd sex scene. And by finished I mean that I stopped jerking off. It sucked that bad. It also costs $70 to buy.
          Do you not have a cable connection? Why'd you rent porn?
          My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Liquid Blue
            Do you not have a cable connection? Why'd you rent porn?
            So I could show the cashier lady I was 18 and gain some self satisfaction.
            Originally posted by Tone
            Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Liquid Blue
              Do you not have a cable connection? Why'd you rent porn?

              It's like renting used up masturbation you know! :fear:

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              • #22
                Shouldn't this thread read: "PH Emasculated"?

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                • #23
                  So I could show the cashier lady I was 18 and gain some self satisfaction.
                  And have the cashier lady thinking.... how lame... he's buying PORN over ALCOHOL. I mean, wtf.

                  Originally posted by Disliked
                  Imagine a world without morals... it would be like the tw community
                  +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

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                  • #24
                    Thief, here in America you have to be 21 to buy alcohol, but only 18 to buy porn.
                    Originally posted by Tone
                    Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                    • #25
                      18 For alcohol in Quebec. $

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                      • #26
                        Thief, here in America you have to be 21 to buy alcohol, but only 18 to buy porn.
                        We used to have that. But then they lowered the drinking age to 18. Now we have teenage binge drinkers.

                        Originally posted by Disliked
                        Imagine a world without morals... it would be like the tw community
                        +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Squeezer
                          So i rented a porn movie today called "Pirates" because I'm 18, and it was critically acclaimed. It wasn't that good. I was finished by the 3rd sex scene. And by finished I mean that I stopped jerking off. It sucked that bad. It also costs $70 to buy.
                          What in the hell does that have to do with pure hatred being a wigger?
                          5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
                          5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
                          5:royst> i wish it was calculus

                          1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

                          1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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                          • #28
                            16.
                            Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Fit of Rage
                              What in the hell does that have to do with pure hatred being a wigger?
                              LOL??
                              Originally posted by Tone
                              It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
                              Originally posted by the_paul
                              Gargle battery acid fuckface
                              Originally posted by Material Girl
                              I tried downloading a soundcard

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                              • #30
                                lil cartoon man sucking on cartoon water foutians???(sry mine is drawen better then mobeys) its not a real pic and if its illegal...

                                well i guess i will go back to my cell now
                                Last edited by Spacely; 12-20-2005, 05:48 PM.

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