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America Rocks. Plain and simple. This is a topic about the best of America, so expect lots of vulgarity, vainity, and lumberjacks.
3 REASONS WHY MY COUNTRY IS BETTER THAN YOURS:
1) ROCKY
2) LUMBERJACKS
3) GI JOE/TRANSFORMERS TEAMING UP FOR DEATH, DESTRUCTION AND PATRIOTISM
Before I get into that though, I just want to call out you wussie countries who think you're somewhat good. Some of you aren't bad (make no mistake, some of you are- Norway), but none of you aren't on Americas level. So let's roll down the list of fuck-offs that think they're hot shit:
Norway- Fuck you Norway, my backyard is bigger than your entire country. And your women are ugly too.
Britan- Fuck you Britan, your.........fuck you, Britan!
Canada- Fuck you Canada, take your lame-ass bacon and mounties and shit, and shove it where Quebec don't shine! I diddled your Prime Minister in the butt and he liked it! Hah, owned~
Russia- Fuck you Russia, our Italian stallion (Rocky for those not in the know, faggots) beat your Siberian Express, aka WUSSY BOY
Japan- Fuck you Japan! Oh shits, wait jk, keep sending us electronic shit and anime, plz.
Australia- Fuck you Australia, who likes you? Vegans and Kangaroos, that's who! You're the world's smallest continent, and you're still 3x the size of Nor-itty bitty titty committee -way. Where was I going with this? Fuck it, FUCK YOU AUSTRALIA
Spain/Everyone else- Thinking up insults for you guys takes time and I need that time to fight ninja robot pirates and rock out while eating beef jerky and strumming air guitar, so I'll just send a merry-fuck you!-chirstmas to all of you.
WHAT'S THE MATTER, YOU DON'T LIKE JESUS? THAT DON'T SOUND AMUR-ICAN. YOU AIN'T A QUEER, ARE YA?
oh shits rocky
YEA YOU SEE THAT? USA, USA , USA!
LUMBERJACKS. Do they have lumberjacks in canada? If so, they're copy-cats! Fucking copy-cat hippie lumberjacks!
WTF BOW DOWN TO OPTIMUS PRIME AND SNAKE EYES~!
If you don't like America you can go shove it! We're the best country EVER simply because I said so, and we're ALWAYS going to stay that way, so don't even try any whack stuff, HATERS!!11
going to jerk off into an american flag, afk
3 REASONS WHY MY COUNTRY IS BETTER THAN YOURS:
1) ROCKY
2) LUMBERJACKS
3) GI JOE/TRANSFORMERS TEAMING UP FOR DEATH, DESTRUCTION AND PATRIOTISM
Before I get into that though, I just want to call out you wussie countries who think you're somewhat good. Some of you aren't bad (make no mistake, some of you are- Norway), but none of you aren't on Americas level. So let's roll down the list of fuck-offs that think they're hot shit:
Norway- Fuck you Norway, my backyard is bigger than your entire country. And your women are ugly too.
Britan- Fuck you Britan, your.........fuck you, Britan!
Canada- Fuck you Canada, take your lame-ass bacon and mounties and shit, and shove it where Quebec don't shine! I diddled your Prime Minister in the butt and he liked it! Hah, owned~
Russia- Fuck you Russia, our Italian stallion (Rocky for those not in the know, faggots) beat your Siberian Express, aka WUSSY BOY
Japan- Fuck you Japan! Oh shits, wait jk, keep sending us electronic shit and anime, plz.
Australia- Fuck you Australia, who likes you? Vegans and Kangaroos, that's who! You're the world's smallest continent, and you're still 3x the size of Nor-itty bitty titty committee -way. Where was I going with this? Fuck it, FUCK YOU AUSTRALIA
Spain/Everyone else- Thinking up insults for you guys takes time and I need that time to fight ninja robot pirates and rock out while eating beef jerky and strumming air guitar, so I'll just send a merry-fuck you!-chirstmas to all of you.
WHAT'S THE MATTER, YOU DON'T LIKE JESUS? THAT DON'T SOUND AMUR-ICAN. YOU AIN'T A QUEER, ARE YA?
oh shits rocky
YEA YOU SEE THAT? USA, USA , USA!
LUMBERJACKS. Do they have lumberjacks in canada? If so, they're copy-cats! Fucking copy-cat hippie lumberjacks!
WTF BOW DOWN TO OPTIMUS PRIME AND SNAKE EYES~!
If you don't like America you can go shove it! We're the best country EVER simply because I said so, and we're ALWAYS going to stay that way, so don't even try any whack stuff, HATERS!!11
going to jerk off into an american flag, afk
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