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3. Sunshine (Go Away Today)
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Originally posted by turmio
jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
Originally posted by grand
I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...
Scott Savage: so i go and put on that salmon button-down shirt, which looks stupid and definitely doesnt look ironed or anything, and then i come back and the receptionist is like "thanks, actually, its only for three days, we have some really high-profile guests, and anyone who is working the desk needs to look extremely professional, we just had a meeting about it"
Scott Savage: which was a very reasonable explaination that im not sure why i couldnt have gotten in the first place
Scott Savage: but then this womans son, who was supposed to come back from iraq, ends up not coming back, so it turns out i dont have to work the front desk at all this week
Scott Savage: so i figure, shit, i can wear that polo shirt tomorrow
Scott Savage: and then the temp agency calls me today and has me call the lady back at home, and she tells me to buy new shirts that look pressed
Scott Savage: and i was like "well, why cant i just iron a shirt i just have" and shes like "what? guys dont iron, you dont have to iron anything. and im like "isnt that what pressed means" and shes like "no, you just need some new-looking polo shirts"
Scott Savage: but im not fucking buying polo shirts for this job after i already bought shoes if they are just going to get menstral on me and fire me, which seems very possible
... i spelled menstural wrong
5:gen> man
5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady
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Originally posted by Jeenyuss
sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.
I am in blood.
Stepped in so far that, should I wade no more.
Returning were as tedious as go o’er.
Strange things I have in head that will to hand.
Which must be acted ere they may be scanned. (III.v.137-141)
Originally posted by turmio
jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
Originally posted by grand
I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...
I am in blood.
Stepped in so far that, should I wade no more.
Returning were as tedious as go o’er.
Strange things I have in head that will to hand.
Which must be acted ere they may be scanned. (III.v.137-141)
Macbeth doth MURDER SLEEP!
Originally posted by Jeenyuss
sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.
Easily the most difficult to understand thread in TW history. Easily.
Easily.
Easily.
Singularit> Ive seen old men do alot of scary shit
Beasts> ur grandpa always runs around on ice singu?
Unorthadox> LMAO
Unorthadox> LMFAO
Singularit> mine does
Singularit> but hes ubergrandpa
Unorthadox> ROFL
5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead
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