STEELERS FAN looooLLLL

[Money]

In a school just outside of Pittsburgh, a first grade teacher explained
to
her class that she is a Steeler's fan. She asked her students to raise
their hands if they were Steeler's fans too. Not really knowing what a
Steeler's fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands
all went up into the air. However, there was one exception. A little
boy
named Timmy had not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asked him why he had decided to be different.

Because I am not a Steeler's fan," says Timmy.

The teacher then asked, "What are you?"
Timmy said, "I'm a Seahawk's fan."
The teacher was a little perturbed now, her face slightly red, she asked
Timmy why he was a Seahawk's fan.
" Well, my mom and dad are Seahawk's fans so I'm a Seahawk's fan, too."
The teacher was now angry. "That's no reason!" she says loudly. "What
if
your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot?"

Timmy smiled and said, "Then I'd be a Steeler's fan."

[Sleepy Weasel]

Here's the problem. There isn't a 1st grade kid within 100 miles of Pittsburgh that doesn't know what a Steeler's fan is. So rewrite that part.

[Squeezer]

hahahahahahhahahaha

GO HAWKS!!!!

[Facetious]

ha sleepy you got dragged into the grammar mistake of saying steeler's fan

[Divine]

Oh god that joke was totally ripped of a much better one

In a school just outside of Manchester, a primary school teacher explained
to
her class that she is a Man city fan. She asked her students to raise
their hands if they were city fans too. All their hands
went up into the air. However, there was one exception. A little
boy
named Timmy had not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asked him why he had decided to be different.

Because I am not a city fan," says Timmy.

The teacher then asked, "What are you?"
Timmy said, "I'm a United fan."
The teacher was a little perturbed now, her face slightly red, she asked
Timmy why he was a Seahawk's fan.
" Well, my mom and dad are united fans so I'm a united fan, too."
The teacher was now angry. "That's no reason!" she says loudly. "What
if
your mom was a Hooker and your dad was a drugdealer?"

Timmy smiled and said, "Then I'd be a Liverpool fan."

[genocidal]

Oh God that was totally ripped off from another, funnier joke.

In a school just outside of Baghdad, a primary school teacher explained
to
her class that she is a Muslim fan. She asked her students to raise
their hands if they were city fans too. All their hands
went up into the air. However, there was one exception. A little
boy
named Timmy had not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asked him why he had decided to be different.

Because I am not a Muslim fan," says Timmy.

The teacher then asked, "What are you?"
Timmy said, "I'm a United States fan."
The teacher was a little perturbed now, her face slightly red, she asked
Timmy why he was a Seahawk's fan.
" Well, my mom and dad are United States fans so I'm a United States fan, too."
The teacher was now angry. "That's no reason!" she says loudly. "What
if
your mom was Centurion and her gay lover was backwardness?"

Timmy smiled and said, "Then I'd be a Muslim fan."

[Squeezer]

yeah gen.....good one. :whistling

[Troll King]

ha sleepy you got dragged into the grammar mistake of saying steeler's fan

You see what I mean now about how it's becoming more common? The way it reads, it sounds like the joke is talking about one particular Steeler and they're all his fans, as opposed to them being fans of the team.

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Go Seahawks!

No way can I cheer on a western PA team, plus they are AFC. Should have been the Bengals anyway, if not for Palmers injury.

[Richard Creager]

You have to love the mighty fan of the steeler. He's a steeler he works in a place with a lot of temperature molting about, you know the fan he uses to keep himself cool has to be the best there is at getting the job done, though it also requires the insane muscles of the steeler to operate, as he's the one he presses and molds it all after it is mixed and a bit cooler.
The steelers are pretty good too, and generally perform their task well. I'm not sure if they are up to par with the steeler's fan. I've never been anywhere near pitt, but I imagine steelers' fans perform their task even more often than the fan of the steeler, the guy has to work on the steel sometime.

[Money]

lol damn i just got it in an email but yea go hawks!!!!$$$ 24-14

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You have to love the mighty fan of the steeler. He's a steeler he works in a place with a lot of temperature molting about, you know the fan he uses to keep himself cool has to be the best there is at getting the job done, though it also requires the insane muscles of the steeler to operate, as he's the one he presses and molds it all after it is mixed and a bit cooler.
The steelers are pretty good too, and generally perform their task well. I'm not sure if they are up to par with the steeler's fan. I've never been anywhere near pitt, but I imagine steelers' fans perform their task even more often than the fan of the steeler, the guy has to work on the steel sometime.

You do know that more or less, 90% of the steel mills have been closed in Pittsburgh for the past 20 years.

Once upon a time it was a steel town, but now it is a faded image of what once was.

[Money]

just like once upon a time Detroit was a motor city and now look at it, the shittiest CITY in america

[Riesen]

Oh God that was totally ripped off from another, funnier joke.

In a school just outside of Baghdad, a primary school teacher explained
to
her class that she is a Muslim fan. She asked her students to raise
their hands if they were city fans too. All their hands
went up into the air. However, there was one exception. A little
boy
named Timmy had not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asked him why he had decided to be different.

Because I am not a Muslim fan," says Timmy.

The teacher then asked, "What are you?"
Timmy said, "I'm a United States fan."
The teacher was a little perturbed now, her face slightly red, she asked
Timmy why he was a Seahawk's fan.
" Well, my mom and dad are United States fans so I'm a United States fan, too."
The teacher was now angry. "That's no reason!" she says loudly. "What
if
your mom was Centurion and her gay lover was backwardness?"

Timmy smiled and said, "Then I'd be a Muslim fan."

That was taken from a better joke.

Two Jews walk into a bar...FUCK@! I'm so bad at telling jokes.

[Sleepy Weasel]

ha sleepy you got dragged into the grammar mistake of saying steeler's fan

damn it