Posting On Forums

[JohnCho]

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=61

[Mattey]

"By donning the mask of Cute Gurl v2.0, one is given the freedom to write whatever they like while avoiding all traditional forms of grammar and punctuation. Cute Gurl v2.0 is best not used on forums inhabited by males under the age of 20, or else other forum members have a high chance of changing into Mr. Aggressive when responding to posts. Use of emoticons and other ASCII art is highly encouraged, as is the act of referring to everybody as "hunny", "sweetie", and "cutie." In other words, try to be an online slut who's entire diet consists of pig troughs full of sugar. Whenever another Cute Gurl v2.0 comes online, the sheer idiocy in the forums will increase at least twelvefold. The Cute Gurls v2.0 should greet each other with outrageously annoying phrases like "hey baybee!!!!!!!!" and "luv u hunny!!!!!!"

EXAMPLES. Cute Gurl v2.0 will post the following messages:

Counter-Strike forum: "hey whats this game how do i install it thx allot bye!!!!! : P~~~~~~~"
Star Trek forum: "u ever see the one with the Tribbels? they were {{{{{{{{{{SO CUTE}}}}}}}}}}} can i get those anywhere like stuffed animals or something?!? love ya thx, bye!!!"
Honda Civic forum: "do the cars come in red??? thats my boyfriends color and weve been going out for 2 months now hes so cute his names Jeremy and he likes Slipknot!!! thx bye!!! )"







Goddess and Volcs.

[RabbitRapist]

wow!!!!!! that post is sooooooooo coooooool I never knew people did that.... Wanna come round to my house some time?

xxx
RR

[Yoshiba]

As far as I know, I did not attack a coke machine.