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    Upgrading Software

    Last year a friend of mine upgraded GirlFriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and
    found that it's a memory hog leaving very little system resources for
    other applications. He is only now noticing that Wife 1.0 also is
    spawning Child-Processes which are further consuming valuable
    resources. No mention of this particular phenomena was included in
    the product brochure or the documentation, though other users have
    informed him that this is to be expected due to the nature of the
    application. Not only that, Wife 1.0 installs itself such that it is
    always launched at system initialization where it can monitor all
    other system activity. He's finding that some applications such as
    PokerNight 10.3, BeerBash 2.5, and PubNight 7.0 are no longer able to
    run in the system at all, crashing the system when selected (even
    though they always worked fine before). At installation, Wife 1.0
    provides no option as to the installation of undesired Plug-Ins such
    as MotherInLaw 55.8 and BrotherInLaw Beta release. Also, system
    performance seems to diminish with each passing day.

    Some features he'd like to see in the upcoming wife 2.0.
    - A "Don't remind me again" button
    - Minimize button
    - An install shield feature that allows Wife 2.0 be installed with
    the option to uninstall at anytime
    without the loss of cache and other system resources.
    - An option to run the network driver in promiscuous mode which would
    allow the systems hardware probe feature to be much more useful.

    I myself decided to avoid all of the headaches associated with Wife
    1.0 by sticking with Girlfriend 2.0. Even here, however, I found many
    problems. Apparently you cannot install Girlfriend 2.0 on top of
    Girlfriend 1.0. You must uninstall Girlfriend 1.0 first. Other users
    say this is a long standing bug which I should have been aware of.
    Apparently the versions of Girlfriend have conflicts over shared use
    of the I/O port. You think they would have fixed such a stupid bug by
    now. To make matters worse, the uninstall program for Girlfriend 1.0
    doesn't work very well leaving undesirable traces of the application
    in the system.

    Another thing that sucks -- all versions of Girlfriend continually
    popup little annoying messages about the advantages of upgrading to
    Wife 1.0

    ***** BUG WARNING ********
    Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1
    before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files
    before doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.1 will refuse to
    install, claiming insufficient resources.
    ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
    Failure teaches success.
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  • #2
    i must say though... old hat.

    warpath beat you by over a year
    thread killer

    Also who changed to pw to Squadless, how am I supposed to fly the banner of sucking at the game

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    • #3
      Well why didn't you tell me edify, you newb
      ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
      Failure teaches success.
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