A Poem to the only TW's girl i love

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FEMALE POEM

I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MALE POEM

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.




yea i know , there are a zillion of these , i just laughed and felt like posting somthing stupid.

[4kings]

:wub: How i love having a Penis..

[Bioture]

yeah so you just won me over with your ever eloquent words... now what will you do with me?

[Richard Creager]

MALE POEM

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
And also appreciates straight line air tetsumakis.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Fixed and I'm IN.

[RATTY...]

Tetsumaki? Isn't that the spinning kick?

Ryu owns Ken.

[Richard Creager]

Instant knockdown on HK hit = lose
3 hit HK combo into FP,Fierce Shoryuken = win
you can even do
jump forward FP, Crouch FP, to tetstumaki for an instant dizzy anytime in any SF2. However in turbo, where you can defy gravity even further with the power of tetsumaki, things get even more interesting for ken, who again does not knock down on a single testumaki kick hitting them. You can get 5hits with a single HK just by doing it immediately after a jumping fiercepunch on their face, they'll be directly under you while you spin your legs around, hitting them on both sides of possible impact each half spin all on their head. The best part is that after you spin around on their head, you end up back to back with them, they're in recvery animation, you're just landing and already turning aorund to face them, in this time you can do any attack you plase so long as you didn't dizzy them down when nailing them with five kicks to the head (as 90% of the time you known down with a ken HK (see:JPFP,CRFP,HK), they'll be dizzy).

Oh he's also much faster.

I'd say Ken is better.

[Material Girl]

Those bitches. B)

[RATTY...]

Instant knockdown on HK hit = lose
3 hit HK combo into FP,Fierce Shoryuken = win
you can even do
jump forward FP, Crouch FP, to tetstumaki for an instant dizzy anytime in any SF2. However in turbo, where you can defy gravity even further with the power of tetsumaki, things get even more interesting for ken, who again does not knock down on a single testumaki kick hitting them. You can get 5hits with a single HK just by doing it immediately after a jumping fiercepunch on their face, they'll be directly under you while you spin your legs around, hitting them on both sides of possible impact each half spin all on their head. The best part is that after you spin around on their head, you end up back to back with them, they're in recvery animation, you're just landing and already turning aorund to face them, in this time you can do any attack you plase so long as you didn't dizzy them down when nailing them with five kicks to the head (as 90% of the time you known down with a ken HK (see:JPFP,CRFP,HK), they'll be dizzy).

Oh he's also much faster.

I'd say Ken is better.

I didn't understand so much of that, BUT, what I know for sure is that I use to rape every Ken-fan-boys who challenges me with RYU.

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raping boys make you gay, ratty..