Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

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Interesting...we are all so worried about gay marriage, yet in parts of the world you have people marrying farm animals....hmmmmm What would the religeous zealots sayto this?!?!?!

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

For the entire story: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm

[King Baba]

Ahhh go hump a goat.

[Troll King]

Punchline 1: I guess he couldn't want the extra day for Valentine's day.

Punchline 2: Somebody warn Bilbo quickly about the consequences of having sex with kids.

[deathking]

rofl, wut a desperate man, i bet its a male goat too :grin:

[King Baba]

rofl, wut a desperate man, i bet its a male goat too :grin:

Hmm, now this is interesting. I've heard the all Goats were male? This has always been an issue of a tad bit of confusion whenever it came up and I'm more than sure one of the fine Detectives on this forum has a conclusion they are most willing to share. So please, do!

[Kyace]

Hmm, now this is interesting. I've heard the all Goats were male? This has always been an issue of a tad bit of confusion whenever it came up and I'm more than sure one of the fine Detectives on this forum has a conclusion they are most willing to share. So please, do!

Goats are of both genders. You might be thinking of rams, which are all male.

[King Baba]

Goats are of both genders. You might be thinking of rams, which are all male.

Ah ha! Cheers!

[Bioture]

im drunk and this is quite hilarious. I dont think it would be funny tomorrow morning tho.

[soup]

1) that dude is sick

2) STOP POSTING FUCKING NEWS ITEMS2) STOP POSTING FUCKING NEWS ITEMS2) STOP POSTING FUCKING NEWS ITEMS2) STOP POSTING FUCKING NEWS ITEMS2) STOP POSTING FUCKING NEWS ITEMS2) STOP POSTING FUCKING NEWS ITEMS

[Superted]

Keep posting news items, 404.

[Arikel]

Keep posting news items, 404.

ditto

Poor goat

[T3l Ca7]

I thought Sudan is an islam country and male muslims can have as many wives as they can afford ... maybe have 2 women, 1 goat, 1 donkey and 3 chickens as your wives are not such a bad idea - am I not speaking your mind, Ephemeral?

[eehh]

they dont have donkeys in africa. they have camels..

[Bioture]

this isn't funny at all.

[Sleuth]

dude yuck