Originally posted by ConcreteSchlyrd My dad bought everyone on the squad brand new Quiddich stick thingers.
Oh really? How come I got an empty can of deviled ham? huh? explain that rich boy!
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i was the first ss player to be unanimaously denied from pallies yesterday. they had 12 people on and i got a log of when conc asked if they think i should join. It ran like this...
Conc> can pv join?
PUSHER> HELLLLLLLLL NO
Sleepy>who?
Divine>wasnt he on elite--force?
Rich> NO nO NO no No NO nO NO No
TCK> not a chance
PJ>pfft
zxer>damnit is he folowing me? don't let him in
Roger>nah
HellZ>what push said
Conc>well i go with what you guys say
Thix>no he is a newb
someotherpally>NOPENOPENPE
To all the virgins, Thanks for nothing
brookus> my grandmother died when she heard people were using numbers in their names in online games.. it was too much for her little heart
haha ill always remember Div's infamous radio broadcast that went something like this:
Divine Rides: Yeah so mitch want's to join and I think it's safe to say that he will never ever ever be in pallies ever and Mitch I fucked your dad and guess what? I was on top and I hit that shit... jack hammer style.
Amazing moment in pallies radio history!
Mayo Inc. - We should change god's name to "Tod"... see if there's any followers. - Mattey
Originally posted by pv=nrt i was the first ss player to be unanimaously denied from pallies yesterday ...
To avoid the pain and humiliation of getting rejected, I never asked any squad to recruit me in the first place ... you see if you don't ever get up, you will never fall down.
Originally posted by TelC@t To avoid the pain and humiliation of getting rejected, I never asked any squad to recruit me in the first place ... you see if you don't ever get up, you will never fall down.
way to reach for the stars...
and 'grats zx
Kthx> Does JB Inc pay his child support with pub bux?
Undisputed Pre-Menstral Super-Bitch Internet Kickboxing Champion 2005
The vandals sum it up the best as to why zXer is in pallies....
Mr. Playboy, Sir Weasel, Poppin Snake, and Mr. Cool
Went down to the boulevard to play their ass some pool
Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla
Lady Killer
Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla
Lady Killer
I'mfa for, I'mfa for, I'mfa dancin' wit you
Here go one, here go one, here go one, woooo
Mr. Flashdance, Old Bufu, Man Sam, and Doctor Boots
Came down from the south town to snort theey ass some toots
Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla
Lady Killer
Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla
Lady Killer
I'mfa for, I'mfa for, I'mfa dancin' wit you
Here go one, here go one, here go one, woooo
Well they came down looking to score
but they got a whole lot more
When they started a fight on that frightful night
at Lady Killer's bar
Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla
Lady Killer
Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla
Lady Killer
I'mfa for, I'mfa for, I'mfa dancin' wit you
Here go one, here go one, here go one, woooo
So if you have to leave your turf
you better not go far
Or start a fight on friday night
in Lady Killer's Bar
A. pv=nrt- I know you're lying cause we'd love to have you
B. conc- your "dad" sent me another baggie full of pubes and told me it was some Northern Iowa Chronic- I knew he was lying but I smoked it anyway
C. Fuck you mitch
D. Volcs is pretty
E. TelCat, good thinking, these elitist pricks I run with love to run people down like they're god's gift to space grids, frankly it makes me sick... well... not sick, but a little queasey, and definitely tired.
F. Fuck you Mitch, you little piss ant
E. Thix- if I would have known that zxer wasn't a worthy pally, I never would have given him my vote, I'll consult with you next time before voting- what's your take on 2wirley3ird?
D.
C. C D B? D B S A BZ B (see the bee? the bee is a busy bee)
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