Mitch Hedberg Day

[D1st0rt]

Today we remember a truly funny man.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitch_Hedberg

Fairly comprehensive collection of sayings here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikiquote

[DoTheFandango]

My dad saw him live and said he has never laughed so hard. Lucky mother f'er.

[phata$$]

I was in a restaurant and I ordered a chicken sandwich, but I don't think the waitress heard me because she said, "OK, how would you like your eggs, sir?" I tried to answer anyhow: "Incubated. And then raised. And then beheaded. And then plucked. And then cut up. And then put on a grill. And then put on a bun. Shit, it's gonna take a while. I do not have time. Scrambled. You fuckin' confused me."


RIP

[Squeezer]

I saw him and Steven Lynch live in Seattle, about two months before he died. He was drunk as fuck, yet it was still the funniest show I've ever been to.