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  • #16
    Originally posted by Vykromond
    FBIMAQT14: hey snookums
    HungLikeTheHomeland: whoa huh-huh-hey there, jenny!
    FBIMAQT14: what's my name, bitch? WHAT'S MY FUCKING NAME?
    HungLikETheHomeland: sorry linda! sorry!!!1!1
    hahahahahahahahahahahahasnarf

    FBI QT...hahahaa
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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    • #17
      wait, what are we talking about?

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      • #18
        Some old 55 year old dude who was cybering with a 14 year old detective or whatever...
        FREE GHB

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        • #19
          sigh, I can't wait to pay taxes.
          Originally posted by Tone
          Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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          • #20

            good eye, zerz
            http://www.trenchwars.org/forums/showthread.php?t=15100 - Gallileo's racist thread

            "Mustafa sounds like someone that likes to fly planes into buildings." -Galleleo

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            • #21
              They should just castrate the guy.
              May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.

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