Let's ask stupid questions and call it philosophy

[GHB]

can you verifiably prove the universe existed 3 hours ago?

how about 3 minutes ago

3 seconds?...

but. . .
what is a question?

[Emaho]

There are no stupid questions only stupid people.

[GHB]

There are no stupid questions only stupid people.

that's a stupid excuse

[Dameon Angell]

I take Philosophy in College ... and ... yeah, this was actually a question posed to the class. We were also pondering on the creation of existance.

[PH]

lol philosophers

k let me try, i'll be like that socrates guy or whatever

if a tree falls in the forest and i'm too busy summoning level 45 muppetfucker mages to bite your ballsack does the tree make a sound

this is the part where a pupil says "my dog killed a bird today"

and class is postponed

and we all cry :sadoldsmif

but then i pull out the pop quiz

alamo

i should become a philosophy professor

i put the ph in philosophy motherfuckers

both of them actually

because i'm that cool

skdfsldhgagsdag fuck you all goodnight

[Uridium]

what the hell was that?

in your little world having a conversation with yourself PH?

[GHB]

lol philosophers

k let me try, i'll be like that socrates guy or whatever

if a tree falls in the forest and i'm too busy summoning level 45 muppetfucker mages to bite your ballsack does the tree make a sound

this is the part where a pupil says "my dog killed a bird today"

and class is postponed

and we all cry :sadoldsmif

but then i pull out the pop quiz

alamo

i should become a philosophy professor

i put the ph in philosophy motherfuckers

both of them actually

because i'm that cool

skdfsldhgagsdag fuck you all goodnight

if many many words are written in a thread
and nobody reads it

are those actually words?

[GHB]

if many many words are written in a thread
and nobody reads it

are those actually words?

ahahhaha wned: just kidding p h i read all your words and i love them ok

[Divine]

if god is so great and divine, can he create something greater than him?

[Uridium]

nothing is greater than God - and thats assuming you accept the premise of the existence of God.

[Mr. Peanuts]

God, Philosophy, it allows the pretentious cunt kids to act like pretentious cunt kids.

haha

[NaiLed]

some great scholar once said to me "i am not me, i am"

[Jeenyuss]

if i traveled ahead in time and stole a sports history book then went back in time and used that book to become a millionare and abuse my step son marty would my heart still exist?

[Dant-Zu]

Imagine there was a man who had a dog who had a cancer. The dog had lived for 8 years already and had always been treated well by it's "master" (the man who owned the dog). The dog had always been a good dog and never done anything bad but sometimes it had dug up BONES from the ground and placed them inside the house the man lived in with his family and the dog. Well, the man hadn't got mad about the fact there were bones in his house but he had praised the dog for doing such a thing and being clever enough to hide the bones well. The man loves the dog very much, it should be clear by this point. Well, the question goes, did the man ever -?

[GHB]

Imagine there was a man who had a dog who had a cancer. The dog had lived for 8 years already and had always been treated well by it's "master" (the man who owned the dog). The dog had always been a good dog and never done anything bad but sometimes it had dug up BONES from the ground and placed them inside the house the man lived in with his family and the dog. Well, the man hadn't got mad about the fact there were bones in his house but he had praised the dog for doing such a thing and being clever enough to hide the bones well. The man loves the dog very much, it should be clear by this point. Well, the question goes, did the man ever -?

WHAT THE FUCK DANT-ZU YOU MAKE IT SO EXCITING AND THEN YOU DON'T EVEN TYPE OUT THE WHOLE QUESTION??? WHAT THE FUCK MANf