you miss alot of things, so that isn't surprising.
My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
PLEASE HELP ME!!! I WANT TO BECOME A "WORTHWHILE" INTERNET FORUMS POSTER IN THE EYES OF VYKROMOND, INTERNET POSTER EXTRAORDINAIRE!!!
maybe if I type in all lowercase letters like vykromond I can be a worthwhile forums poster.
don't worry dude, i'll help you
first step: turn off your computer
second step: punch through the nearest window
third step: take the glass shards, and put them in your mouth
fourth step: chew
i decided to do a little kookie-style investigative work on this "fyad" thing, here's what wikipedia told me
Originally posted by wikipedia something awful forums section, it redirected me from my 'FYAD' search
Fuck You and Die (FYAD) - Originally a forum for disgusting pictures and flame wars, FYAD has since become a haven for posters who joined the forums when they were still dedicated to mocking internet culture. Most forum rules do not apply in FYAD, but the catch is that although everything is allowed, not everything is welcome. FYAD regulars can recognize posters who don't fit in, and such people will find themselves ruthlessly flamed and their posts deleted or flooded without explanation. FYAD posters are united in contempt for everything and everyone in GBS, and even regulars who have a run of low-quality posts can be put on the "GBS train," which results in being redirected to GBS every time they try to post in FYAD. Many admins and moderators post in FYAD, partially because they are unlikely to be flamed due to the rules concerning sass, but also because their constant moderation leads them to often share FYAD posters' contempt of parts of the forums. FYAD has its own goldmine and gas chamber for its best and worst threads, known as the FYAD Goldmine and FYAD Dump, respectively.
first step: turn off your computer
second step: punch through the nearest window
third step: take the glass shards, and put them in your mouth
fourth step: chew
Holy shit, this is amazing. Did you know that broken glass tastes just like blood?
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